HAMLET

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Hamlet was incredibly happy. Well... That was an overstatement but it can be agreed that he was happy. Now the question was why? So it was his summer vacation at Wittenberg and he was back home in the sprawling gardens and of course the palace of Elinsore. He had managed to drag Horatio here too and he was content. Horatio had decided to memorize the books in the Royal Library and would have gone without food and water if Hamlet and Ophelia had not dragged him out. Well he did always have his nose in a book so they might not have been that successful but whatever.

Hamlet was currently strolling in the gardens. He was quite near to the creek when he heard a splash. He frowned and hurried over to see what the matter was. Well it was an understatement to say that he was quite shocked. There was a hole right in the sky above the creek and a man was trying to get out of said creek. Faintly he could hear laughter as well. Also a red cloak happened to be floating over him. What the hell was happening?

Hell,probably.

He rushed to the bank just as the man came up and got another shock. The man looked identical to him. Said man did not notice for he was busy trying to get to his senses after an apparently unplanned swim. Hamlet stood their for quite some time,partially hidden by a tree that most conveniently had been there. He looked upon the man,his shock and surprise increasing by the second. The man muttered something and a golden glow surrounded his body as his clothes began to dry. The cloak settled down on his shoulders.

Having seen enough strangeness for a day,he stepped out and spoke,"Who art thou and what purpose doth thou hath here to open a hole in the sky?"

The man froze and looked at him,shocked as well. Finally he said,

"My name is Dr. Stephen Strange and who might you be?"

Seriously which man did not know him? Apparently the name whose last name was Strange. He sighed,

"Prince Hamlet Dane."

The man,if possible looked more shocked. He stuttered for a few moments and finally said,

"Uh... I am so sorry,I will give you a better explanation but can I bring my friends down?"

Hamlet blinked. This day was starting to become the most memorable day of his life.

The feeling is shared by me too.

He nodded and this Strange fellow shouted,"Sherlock,John,get down here."

"And fall into the water?"

"Sherlock is right."

"I am always right."

"Stephen could you shift this portal somewhere?"

"My personality has rubbed off on you,John."

"What on earth do you mean Sherlock?"

"I mean that I am bored and need some excitement and it seems that you share the same sentiment."

"The only reason I am coming is to make sure that you don't end up dead,Sherlock."

Hamlet had never felt so confused in his entire life.

Hmm.... But I am content for now. This is hilarious. Bad enough I can't record this.

That Strange swore and muttered something and the hole in the sky closed only for another to open right in front of him. Hamlet noticed that his hands were trembling. He wondered the cause but was polite enough not to ask. Two men stepped out. One looked like him(He must be dreaming) and another had sandy hair and a short stature.

Hamlet cleared his throat to get their attention. He pointed to Strange first,

"So you practice sorcery?"

Strange gulped,"I won't harm anyone here,I promise."

Who was to give the guarantee that he would be spared from execution?

Me.

Hamlet sighed and ran a hand through his hair,"Look,I am not going to report you if you tell me why you are here. Also I would like to know your names."

The sandy haired man said,"My name is John Watson."

His second doppelganger said,"And my name is Sherlock Holmes."

Strange said,"I am afraid you have to sit down,your highness,this is a very strange tale."

Hamlet snorted,"Your name is Strange and you are a sorceror,I cannot really expect anything else."

They sat down and just as Strange was beginning his tale,Horatio decided to make an entry with a book under his arm,looking extremely puzzled.

This has got to be one of the best jokes I have played.

A/N: This is the 3rs chapter. I can promise to you all that I will try my best to make the next one funnier.... Still the question stands... Who do you think is speaking in italics?

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