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You slipped on a lime green dress and adjusted your blonde wig. (unless your hair is blonde then... You adjusted your.. blonde hair.) You smiled in the mirror, enjoying the way you looked in the costume. You slipped on your wings and green shoes that had that ridiculous white fluff ball at your toes. You dressed as tinkerbell, Vegeta was in the other room, changing into his costume. You looked forward to seeing him in such a thing. You giggled to yourself, congratulating yourself on such an evil scheme.

You grabbed your plastic wand waving it around a bit towards the door. Like magic, it opened, revealing a grumpy Saiyan Prince. You gasped, looking at your wand in amazement. Your eyes glanced at Vegeta again, it didn't take long for you to start laughing hysterically at him. It was like your brain demanded your hands to take a picture of him, you didn't even have to think. Snap! You giggled more. Snap! You went over the pictures, wiping tears from your eyes. You looked back up at Vegeta, trying your hardest to hold back laughter.

Vegeta was wearing green tights.

Just the thought of it made you want to have another laughing fit. He growled at you. "What the hell, Woman?" You shook you head at him disapprovingly. Your arms crossed sternly, he didn't seem phased.

"I have a name, you know."

He rolled his eyes. "Like I care, woman." Your eyes widened at him, making him smirk. You understood why Vegeta was ticked off, but you weren't going to grant him the benefit of the doubt.

"Don't call me woman again." You warned, stepping forward as if that would intimidate the prince of saiyans. He growled, stepping forward to give you a warning as well. Of course, you didn't back down.

"Or else you'll do what, exactly?!" He questioned, smirking confidently. You smirked darkly at him, low key alarming him. Your arms crossed as you readied yourself to make Vegeta wear the costume. You wanted to laugh, but decided to keep the evil smile that most likely scared the prince.

"Option one; I'll make sure you dress as Goku. I don't mind wearing Chi Chi's clothing. Option two; I will get Goku to come over here, I'll have you two fight and have you get your pride crushed because everyone knows you're not stronger than Goku."

Vegeta stepped back, stunned. His eyes were widened, obviously taken back, he obviously didn't expect such a response. Vegeta obviously underestimated you, which made you smirk. He walked away without another word. You decided to humiliate him just a little bit more, that would secure the chances of Vegeta dressing as Peter Pan.

"WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT, PRINCE OF ALL 2 SAIYANS??!!"

Faintly but surely, you could hear him call back, replying.

"3 AND A HAL-- SHUT UP!!"

You giggled, fixing your wig into a bun. You did finishing touches to your costume, not worrying about Vegeta. You knew he'd come around and stay in his costume, that is if he wanted to keep his pride. The door creaked open, revealing Vegeta in the full Peter Pan costume, including the retarded hat. You laughed, heading over to him. Your lips made contact with his cheek, leaving a glittery pink shadow on it. He wiped your lip gloss from his face, kissing yours. You giggled, grabbing his hand.

"You ready?"

"Fine."

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The references... I wonder if you guys understood them. XD You guys are very welcome for this one shot. Happy Halloween again.