Hey, I'm jak the dragonoide. Well not right NOW I'm not but whatever. That is Mari, the fire breathing bat. HEY WAIT! Don't close the book yet okay? I just started Jeez. Anyways, I have met some Crazy people and griffins, fought monsters and goblins and I'm trying to stop someone can't tell you his name from taking over the multiverse! I know this book is gonna be really stupid. But if you actually read it. I promise, it will get better. ☺ ANYWAYS let's start shall we?