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Writer says: Yeh special update meri sautu ko dedicated aur haan chaaku tujhe kya lgta hain BTS? Apna BTS?



"I hate you!" Seeing your face every day is like a pain to me."

"Oh is that so?" She mocked "but for me its funny, your face is hilariously funny Farheen."

"Farheen gritted her teeth as her eyes became moist "Please don't start with the waterworks now, I can't believe I befriended you once upon a time."

"Even I can't believe we were Bff's, you've changed a lot Jaa_ I mean Jazzy."

Jazzy flipped her hair "Respect me Farheen, don't forget I'm your Jethani!"

"Babare Jethani" Farheen started laughing slowly melting Jazzy's angry face "Jaan, tujhme ithna rubaab suit krta hai kasam se aise lga ek moment ko meri sasumaa hi bn gyi hain tu story mai."

Jazzy smirked "ab kya haina jaan, yeh character almost 99 % mere jesi hain."

"1% kyu chod di?" Farheen wondered to which Jazzy replied "mai toh tujse pyaar krti hoona aur yeh nahi krti."

"Haww, kyu nahi krti tu mujhse drame mai pyaar?"

"Menu ki pata jissne likha hain ussise pucho" they felt someone's burning gaze on them.

"Issiliye kaha tha maine rumana madam se ki do sakhi saheliyo ko kabhi cast mth krro ek sath" the male voice spoke as they smiled at him sheepishly he continued "ab reshoot krna pdega, actress hoke ithna pata nahi ki 10 second baad cut bolte hain aur usske baad tum apna bharat milaap kr skti hon?"

Jazzy was about to snap when Farheen held her arm "Jaan director hain, gussa nahi krte wrna yeh badla tujhe serial mai maarke yea coma mai pohochake lega."

"Issko toh mai serial mai dekhlungi! Hume dantrae na, isski nani na yaad dilai toh mai bhi teri jaan nahi jaanu."

A spotboy approached the director and whispered something to him making his eyes go wide as Jazzy spoke "koi sense hi nahi hain logoko time ki matlab yaha do ithni important aur ucch koti ki actresses khadi hain yeh nahi ki scene reshoot krre aur khatam krre janab ko spot boy se gappe ladane hai."

The director gritted his teeth standing up "agar urgent na hothana isska jawab zaroor deta mai pr kya haina unlike some people I am busy and dusri actresses ko maine timing di hain. Tumhari tarah laparwah nahi hoti saari actresses kuch professional aur pyaari si bhi hoti hain."

Jazzy was about to reply but he interrupted "yeh scene ab kitchen wale scene k baad hi shoot hoga tab tak dono sakhiyonko jithne gappe maarne hain maarne do aur haan" he faked a smile at Jazzy "humari baby not so good actress ko ek chair dena, dhalti umar hain ghutno mai dard hora hoga. Madam baithke apni Jaanu se gappe maar legi."

He cocked his head slightly to the left looking at Farheen "Jaanu madam aapki koi farmaish?" Farheen shook her head "good" he smirked and left.



"Kalmuhi! Karamjali, pata ni kab tak humare ghar par marregi yeh" she cussed cutting an apple "Bhabhi, please bring me an apple and yeah don't forget to make it's small small pieces. My throat is small nah, I don't want them to stuck in here and choke me" she mimicked.

"Off camera sau bar dialogues rattne se kuch nahi hota" another woman walked in with a smile so fake "dialogue k sath emotions bhi lagte hain jo ki iss janam mai tumme kabhi nahi aanewale beloved co actress."

One of the girls sitting at the corner of the kitchen nudged the other one "are you sure yeh tumhari sautan hain?"

"Hun?"

"Jiss hisaab se yeh dono ladre hain, inka sautanpana nazar aara hain."

"Chaaku, tu chup chaap side mai rehke drama dekh ek toh tera scene nahi hain abhi aur tera set bhi dussra wala hain. Tu tayyar bhi nahi hui hain, sharam nhi aari tujhe timpass krte hue aise yaha?"

"Haww nashta! Naam leke abhi reveal krna zaruri tha kya ki hum hain?" Halima frowned "mera scene last mai hain aur set bagal mai, aur rahi baat tayyar honeki toh unlike your on screen extra loud extra dramatic sisters teri off screen sister is quite simple and easy. Innocent pyaari si Halima malik is just like me not much makeup aur seedhi saadhi bhi."

Nidhi tried to supress her laugh "seedhi saadhi aur tu? Are you sure chaaku?"

"Hundred percent!" Halima exclaimed "Infact pata hain Nashta tujhe sharam aani chahiye, yeh teri pyaari si choti behen tujhe tere pehle scene k liye good luck aur cheerup krne aai hain tu khudko dekh."

"Haww mai ki kitta?"

"For starters iss show k naam mai drama hain toh obvious hain ki on screen drama hoga pr uprse actresses saari almost rivals hain ek dusre ki inhe lele." Halima pointed at the two women who were still quarrelling.

"The twin stars of Bollywood, Shanaya Kapoor and Fiza Kapoor, saggi behene hain real life mai fir bhi aise jhagadti hain jese pichle janam mai ek dusreka pati maar khaaya ho inhone. Inhe aise jhadte hue ekta Kapoor ne dekh liana agle naagin mai casting pkki hain inki!"

Nidhi chuckled to which Halima feigned a smile "zyada khi khi na kr tu konsi dudh ki dhuli hain, writer hain uprse casting k dauran production walonke sath thina tu sb pata tha tujhe. Zara sa Popcorn aur nashte ka intezaam nahi kitta dusht, tere toh naam mai hi nashta hai aur ithne saare drame k beech tune nashte ka intezaam ni krra sharam kr sharam nashta."

Someone entered just then "yaha ithna andhera kyu hain?" the annoyed voice was familiar to Nidhi who switched on the buttons "Bijli ki bachath krre hain Nami tummy" she exclaimed.

Namish ignored her and walked upto the two siblings whose cat fight had turned into a cold war by now "aap dono ithne paseene mai, koi ac fan on krro Fiza madam ko garmi hori hain dikh nahi raha kya!" he yelled and the spot dada turned hurriedly but Nidhi signed him not to and signalled her finger towards the AC who seemed to be working just fine.

"Fiza are you alright? Do you need anything?" Fiza just shook her head with a sweet smile as he frowned "why are you standing?" he looked around and his eyes caught Nidhi "get your chair here and Fiza" he turned back to Fiza "why were you standing?"

"I was just practicing my lines" she replied to which Namish smiled with pride "my goodness such a dedicated actress you are, but you know what you can sit and practice your dialogues, khudki energy ithni waste mth kia krro."

"You know what, tumhe scene mai khade rehneki koi zarurath hi nahi hai aajkal ki aurathe baithke kaam krti hain kitchen mai... " Nidhi dropped the chair dead on his feet and he winced "Ouw!"

"Ooops! Chair ke raaste mai bhalu khada tha bichara chair kese raasta paar krk apni manzil tak pohochta?" Nidhi pouted at him as he made a face taking a step back.

Nidhi just pushed the chair a little exclaiming "lijiye Fiza madam tashreef ko zara araam dijiye wrna aapke chakkar mai kahi agli bari director sahab k sirpe hi chair na padd jae."

As she turned to leave "Ni... " her lips curved up "dhi" and they were back down as he continued "Nidhi, I just made a few changes not that it concerns you but yea Fiza ab baithke scene kregi."

Nidhi turned around with a fake smile "Well mai writer hoon aur scenes maine likhe hain toh yea it does concern me. Hrr scene ko actors ke caliber aur talent aur krneki possibilities ko dhyaan mai rkhte hue revise kia jaatha hain so in conclusion Nami.. " she took a pause and continued "ish! Namish, Fiza baithke scene nahi krpaengi."

"Aisa koi scene nahi jo Fiza nahi kr skti!" he snapped and Fiza was astonished with the amount of yakeen in his voice but then someone's laughter interrupted them.

Shanaya could not stop laughing "Bohot... gajab.. ka con... confidence hai.. " she breathed in "I'm sorry" she shook her head "woh kya haina ithna confidence toh khud meri mumma ne bhi nahi dikhaya tha jab isse launch kia tha and look at you."

"I have seen her work and she's amazing" Namish replied to which Shanaya smirked "bohot galat jagah investment krre ho, pakka loss mai jaoge."

"Koi baat nahi Shanaya" Nidhi replied "isska confidence haddse zyada hain thoda bohot kahi loss hojaye toh kya pata stable hone k sath sath thodi akal bhi ajaye."

"Ahaan!" Halima clapped her hand slightly straightening on her seat "adhbhut drama horae, kaash koi kahi se- "

"Popcorn?" a guy sat to her other side on the director's seat and she grabbed the whole tub exclaiming "what are you? Santa?"

"You know what lets bet!" Namish exclaimed.

"You know thoda zyada horae" Fiza tried to stop him but he continued "Agar Fiza yeh scene nahi krr paai toh tu jo kahe who mai krunga."

Nidhi smirked "Aise tere ocer confidence ke 'tu jo kahegi mai who krunga' ki factory hain mere pass nikalke farmaishe krru toh teri agli 10 janme kam pd jaengi."

"Mai teri driving ki kbhi burai nahi krunga" Nidhi blew on her nails being unaffected as he threw on his last card "meri gaadi bhi teri" and that caught her attention as Halima on the other end choked on her popcorns.

The guy rubbed Halima's back concerned and made her gulp water "Are you fine?"

"No!" she whisper yelled breathing in "did he just say meri gaadi bhi teri to her or did I imagine him say that."

The guy nodded "he did" and Halima jumped off her seat exclaiming "And sealed! Nashta haan bol tujhe humari behenpanti ki kasam hain Nashta bolde!"

"Okay" Nidhi shrugged her shoulders and the duo walked towards the directors area. "Daayan, mummy ke paise ko duba diye ab apne director ki izzath dubaneki baari hain, ekdum aise dubana ki mujhe tujhpe garva ho!"

"Sharam kr naagi, isske bajaye ki apni behen ko all the best bole use positive vibes bheje tu already haarneke sapne sajarie. Khoon hain yea paani?"

"Yeh drama scene k liye bachake rkhna agar krrpai toh" Shanaya smirked turning to leave as Fiza snapped "krungi aur aisa krungi ki drama queens k anth k baad ke sau saal baad bhi log google krenge 'Fiza Kapoor ka apple cutting wala scene', mujhe apple cutter ka title bhi milega aur dekhna iss scene ke vms bnege aur views sbme 100millions!"

Shanaya laughed "ithna over se bhi over wala confidence kaha se laathi hai tu? Debut mai kya hua tha bhul gyi tere?"

"Jo debut mai hit nahi hote unhe struggle krna pdta hain aur aage jaake wahi real stars kehlathe hain" Fiza exclaimed her head high with pride "you know acha hain tune all the best nahi kaha, pichli bar jab kahi thi tb debut flop ho gyi thi iss bar prove hojaega ki teri positivity aur tu dono panauti hai!"

"Lets see!" as she walked away Fiza mimicked her "lets see!"

"Nami tummy" Halima hugged him tightly "mujhe pata that u bewakoof hain" Nidhi and the guy let out a chuckle "nakara hain nikamma hai aur brain dead hain pr aaj tune mujhe galat prove krdia."

Namish smiled as she looked up at him and stated "tu toh brainless hain, sacchi sacchi batana jab bhagwan ji akal baatre they tu protein wali line mai khada thana?"

He frowned but ignored her as she jumped up to her sister "Nashta, I'm so proud of you."

"Tujhe mere bet jeethne pe ithna bharosa hain chaaku?" Nidhi hugged her back as she replied "naah naa, mujhe toh Fiza ji ke talent pe extra bharosa hain, yeh scene agar ussne baithke krlia na maine apna scene sir ke bal khade rehke krna hain."



"Sally?" he gulped in seeing the whole room in a complete mess as he put another foot something hurt him and jumped around in one Knee making her laugh.

"Your husband is in pain and your laughing, atyachari aurat!" he exclaimed sitting on the bed and rubbing his foot.

She smirked crossing her arms over her chest "Mr. Vidyut Kapoor, serves you right for not coming on time and embarrassing me in front of my friends."

She rolled her eyes at him as he continued jumping "They are watching that movie there and I'm here all dressed up like a clown for-"

"Abbe dhakkan sacchime lagi hain mujhe" Vidyuth flopped down on the floor wincing in pain "Ahh mummy!"

Sally rushed to him as he continued "lgta hain aaj finally mere upr ka ticket katne wala hain, socha tha epic mauth mrunga. Abhi toh aur movies krni thi, webseries krni thi, Hollywood jaana tha."

She examined his leg as he continued weeping with no tears "Koi na isse zyada epic mrrneka din kya ho skta hain first day first shot, drama queens will forever be remembered by me" Sally squinted her eyes staring at him with a frown so clearly evident as he wailed "Socha nahi tha ithni jaldi tere pass pohochunga mummy!"

She smacked his arm and he fell on his back "hayee meri zaalim ex girl-friend slash current on screen wife slash future on screen ex girlfriend!"

"Serial ke drame ka inspiration tumhi se mila haina writer ko? Grow up Vidyuth!" she was about to stand but then he held her wrist and pulled her down.

As their eyes met, the wind blew her hair curls she blinked twice feeling drops of water on her she yelled "AC thik nahi krwaya spot dada!"

Vidyuth made faces "yeh scene" he rubbed his face wiping her hair away from his mouth "yeh scene kbhi on screen nahi krenge wrna pata nahi tumhare kithne nakli baal mere pait ka bhojan bn jaenge."

"Eww!" she tumbled to his left "So gross vidyuth! Tum dramatic bnne ki koshish mai grosso aur cheapde bnte jaare ho!"

"Jo sach hain woh sach hain, and yea change your shampoo it tastes like tumne apne baal mango smoothie mai dubaye ho."

Sally made a face "it's herbal shampoo and " she looked at her hair "eww, is this your saliva?" she shivered by the thought of it.

"Girl, your lucky pata hain bahar meri fan girls marre jaare hain mere liye and look at you!"

"Youu" she poked her finger on his chest and he winced "ouw!"

"Does your leg still hurt?" her expressions changed "should I maybe shift the scene for later Vidyuth?"

He held her finger as they locked their eyes he replied "ithna pyaar mth krro ki dubara tumse pyaar krne pe majboor hojau."

"mtlb tum mujhse abhi nafrath krte ho?"

"Aise kb kaha maine."

"Toh fir pyaar krte ho"

"Aise bhi nahi kaha maine."

"Ek kaam krro Vidyuth tum aaj ka din off lelo, mandir jaao aur bhagwan ji se apna missing dil aur dimaag dono mango."

"Unhone nahi diya toh?"

"Toh fir kuch nahi, drama queens ka contract sign krra hain until the writer decides to kill me off I'm stuck with you like forever!"

"What if the writer kills me off?"

"Kisi aurko pata lungi, dekho maine suna hain writer is going to be my twin sister toh twinni twinni kehke use pata lungi and even if she doesn't plan on killing you I will make sure that she does!"

"Haww dusht, abhi se Maya jaal mai fassaneki planning."

"Na na" she shook her head twisting her fingers in front of her face wickedly "Sally Jaal!"

"Tum dono ka ho gya ho toh shoot krle aajka scene?" they looked up to find her standing with her hands on her hips, she fumed with all the anger she could collect.

The couple sat up straight saying in unison "Hi rumi!"

"Tum dono ka kya krru mai? Tum sbka kya krru mai? 24th ko pehla episode air hona hai jisse approval k liye atleast 2 din pehle channel ki team ko pohochana hain which means editing 3 din pehle hojani chaiye which means shot kal tak ready hojana chaiye tha!"

As they stood up she gritted her teeth folding her arms over her chest "we are already a day late uprse tumlogonke nakhre tumlogonke aapas off screen drame jhagde khatam nahi hote hain! Tum dono se atleast baaki sbke mukable thodi seriousness expect krri thi mai."

Sally laughed "of all the people rumi, tune expectations rkhi bhi toh kisse? Humse?"

Rumana clenched her fingers anger turning her all read "mera kithna nuksaan horae tumlogonko idea bhi hain? Sally Vidyuth please please shoot the scene don't make me pay anymore then I'm supposed to, pata chala jiss din drame ka shri ganesh hora hain ussi din production house ka swaha ho gya!"



Jazzy entered the Kapoor mansion 1 her eyes still on her script "yeh kya likha hain, ghon... ghon something." She hit her own forehead with the script "aur sign krro bina pade contract! Bss yehi drama mila tha tujhe krne k liye Jazzy! Jaan k bharose jaha jaha kadam rakhe haina tune dharti mai bss ched hua hain!"

"Samne Jaan jaan aur piche ussi Jaan ki shaan pe waar?"

Jazzy made a face as he smiled at her cutely "Batao honewali Bhabhi Jaan, kis bala ne tang kia hain aapko aaj."

"Karthik!" she pouted at him cutely as he grabbed the script from her and started reading it ""Shut up you two!" Jazzy yelled and the two put finger on their mouths Ghonchoo?" his lips formed an O.

"Ghonchoo!" she exclaimed snatching her script back from him she smiled "and Thank you!"

"What is this Ghonchoo?" she wondered as Karthik's eyes fell on someone behind Jazzy he exclaimed "You mean like who is this ghonchoo?" he signed behind her making her turn around with a frown "who... Oh... "

Sally waved at her "Hii Jazzy!"

"Oh my god" Jazzy rushed to her "Hi ghonchoo- " she bit her tongue and shook her head "Sally! Muah muah!" she kissed air on either sides of their cheeks meeting explicitly like the divas they were.

"Haye Kalmuah!" Karthik tried not to be loud but was indeed heard by both of them making him change his tone "Mai Kalmuah! Biwi se pehle Bhabhi se milne chala definitely a lot more worse then Kalmuah!"

As he vanished in thin air both Jazzy and Sally turned to each other and smiled again. "I watched your movie by the way" Jazzy exclaimed "Satkeli Banno- "

"Satrangi Banno!" Sally corrected making Jazzy smile sheepishly "Oh yeah my slip of tongue these days is so bad but your movie Oh my my! It deserved a lot more then it earned I swear!"

"Of course but not more then you Chuhe ki baraat did. It was fab! I could not watch it but I made sure my whole crew did at the theatres!"

"Chandan ki barat!" Jazzy tried to keep up her smile as Sally smiled back "Slip of mind my bad!"

"I heard you are playing the character of my dumb second sister, it must be heard portraying your real self isn't it?" Jazzy feigned sadness as Sally retorted back "Not as hard as playing the hitler that you are, I heard your character is such a pain in the behind that your own sisters wanna kill themselves so they could be born as someone so not related to you next time."

Jazzy's face was turning slowly but quickly red as they continued hurling insults with a smily face two little girls at the corner giggled "Look at them Li, so sweet and agyakari types."

"Haina Di! Aise lgra hain do kumbkaran mai bichdi hui behene mili ho jese."

"Kumbhkaran?" Diya turned to Lisa who continued "you know like long lost sisters, karan and arjun types."

"But they were brothers" Diya thought and Lisa frowned "That's not what you are supposed to focus on you dim wit! Yeh soch ki hum humara pehla scene inn dono bichari actresses k sath kese shoot krre?"

"I think Li, iss bar chod dete hain inhe bichari kithni nervous lgri hain agli bari prank krenge okay?"

"If you say so pr pkka krenge han, bheegi billiyonko satane mai maza hi kuch aur hain."

"Bheegi billinka karwaan!" Sally exclaimed and Jazzy gritted her teeth "BB ka Karwaan!"

"Ha wahi, tumhara debut thana I just watched the trailer kal."

"movie ko release hue 5 saal ho gye hain Sally."

"Aur tumhe purane hue bhi" she spoke under her breath loud enough to be heard by her opponent "Zalalath ki Amma kb release horie wese?"

"By the end of the year horie release" Sally sniggered "Kayamath ki Adalath! Starring the one and only Brahmanandam!"

"Oh yea and your playing the role of his peon!" Jazzy clapped only to be snapped by Sally "PA!"

And they heard claps, the voice approaching them as they turned in the direction "Excellent! And Bhabhi thought assistant director k bina shoot nahi hoga, look at you two my precious gems!"

"Apass mai ithni tareefe krrio ek dusre ki uff" he smirked "durr se koi dekhe tumhe ek dusreko zeher pilathe hue use lage maano meetha sharbath pilari ho jese ahan!"

Both the ladies frowned as he turned his sarcasm into compliment "You guys are such fab actors, I have never seen people play themselves so good off screen. You guys are like real life actresses, Tony award tumhara confirm."

"Kakkar wala Tony?" Sally wondered making Jazzy shake her head "Nahi haan, mujhe Neha ki awaaz better lgti hain pr dena hain toh fir bhi Shreya Ghoshal dena."

"Uff Jazzy" Sally rolled her eyes "Sorry Varun, pichle janam mai debut ki hui actresses ko cast kroge toh yehi hoga ab and by the way he meant Tony awards! Like the award!"

"Haa haan tony Oscar joney, sb pata hain mujhe. Mai toh bass comedy k liye keh rahi thi" Jazzy flipped her hair "showing my versatility by acting aloof!"

"More like a doof where in the Dumb ka D exists!"

"Oh my god, kithni acchi timing thi humari" Jazzy exclaimed to which Sally nodded "ha agli bari maybe thoda sa fluently bolna 'aloof' the oof part!"

"Oof?"

"Ekdum sahi!"



Halima stretched her arms as Fiza flopped down the umpteenth time not being able to hold her back straight, her hands could not hold the apple let alone be able to cut it. Plus her shoulders and face were the only aspect visible, "it's her height! Her height is making it difficult for her to be shot properly!" Namish stated the but obvious.

"You think!" Nidhi stated standing at the door waiting for her to be able to enter to complete her own scene. "Yeh sab kya horae, Jaana tu bahar kyu khadi hain? Tera scene ho gya?" Rumana exclaimed and Nidhi turned her face towards Namish "apne oh so awesome Director se kyu nahi puchleti tu Jaani?"

Rumana rushed in "aur yeh Fiza baithi kyu hain? Yea khuda Jaani tune scene badla mujhse bina puche?"

"Producer ko scenes ithni shiddath se yaad hain, I'm amazed!" the voice made both Nidhi and Halima beam!

"Don't be patidev, I ain't you superstar slash super crush Sally after all" Rumana's reply made him chuckle as he spread his left arm Halima sneaked in from no where making Nidhi frown "Chaaku, how?"

"Shush Nahsta and Rehaan Bhai, your onscreen slash off screen wife is so so jealous!" Halima chirped "the thought of Sally even in this drama is making her mind go berserk, mtlb agar tum donoka sath mai koi scene hua toh kayamath hi aajani hain serial mai!"

"Mmm" Shanaya munched onto the popcorn "these are so yummy" the guy tried to have one but she swatted his hand away making him wonder "are you and that Halima soul sisters perhaps?"

"Halima? Who?" Shanaya exclaimed as he pointed towards Halima "her!" and she shook her head.

"She's the writer's little sister!" and Shanaya's eyes sparkled as Halima's view was set in her eyes "sacchi?"

"Mucchi!"

"Mai tumpe kyu bharosa maanu? Ho kon tum?"

"First of all bharosa maante nahi krte hain and secondly I'm Zain, the maybe honewala Villain."

Shanaya twisted her lips but then the name Zain suddenly rang the bells as she turned to him "Zain? Like the Zain? The India's handsome, the one who appears on almost every fashion magazine, the model- "

"Zainu!" and he pulled down his mask revealing a frowning face as Nidhi shook her head pulling his arm "Drama king chal, Nami tummy ko tera audition lena hain aur Rehaan se approval bhi lena hain."

Shanaya just stared at his back dreamily as he complained "Kithni bar bola hain aise stupid naam se workplace pe mth bulaya kr!"

"Tu shukr mana tujhe ithna payara naam dia hain maine, zainu laakho mai ek hain itti cute hain itti pyaari si aur khudko dekh."

"Tu mujhe meri khudki Bhanji se compare krriu?"

"Nahi mai tujhe usske mamu honeka proof mangriu jab ho tbhi aisi akad dikhana abhi dafa" she pushed him out of the doors as he stumbled a little, a helping hand got him.

"Thanks" he smiled as their eyes met he exclaimed "bhukkad eater, Halu Bhalu!"

Halima twisted her lips "shukr mana tujhe hath diya hain mukkalath nahi, chal dafa ho. First door to the left" she turned her attention back to the shoot as he brushed his hair and turned away.

Her head turned to him as if he were the magnet to her keel "Hayee mai marjawaan.... " she exclaimed breathing in and he felt something as he stopped and turned to her she seemed unflinched watching the shoot and he smiled "ek din yeh pakka jaan hi legi meri."



"Hello?"

"Rumana here"

"What?"

"Why did you even do that at the first place?.... Fine, I'm going there hope she doesn't kill anyone!" Rumana looked up at the girl "ginke chaar dialogue ussme bhi pehle teen mai sirf ekek shabd, iss zalalath se acha toh mujhse kuch bulwathe hi nahi bss meri shakal dikha dete. Ithne naamke 4 dialogue deneki meherbaani kyu ki bhai?"

"Allah Miah, stop my stupid sister from committing a crime, I'll thank you forever" Rehaan read out "yeh bhi toh hain Biwi" he gulped in as her glare felt like it would burn him any moment now "mai toh bss.... "

"Atleast isske pass dialogues toh hain, yaha hume dekho almost pehle ke aadhe se zyada season mai mai exist bhi nahi krungi!" a girl sulked sitting on her chair now making Rumana frown "aur aao deri se, maine kaha thana ki DQ ki scrip reading hogi dates ek mahine advance mai di thi lekin nahi tumhe toh bhraman krne jaana thana, traveller bnna tha ab bano, desh videsh ghumo tum aur hum tumhare liye baithke role bnaye baaki sb toh mere dushman lgte hain jese, kru rinni?"

Rinnita pouted "isse achi toh DQ wali ruma hain, hum switch ni kr skte kya?" she stared at Rehaan who shook his head and got a smack in return from his beloved wife "maine toh kuch kaha bhi nahi!"

"Kehneki zarurath kya hain jab harqathe hi ithni" she hit him again "masha allah hain!"

"Ithni mehnath krk ithni durr se mai apne Jijaa ji ko pitne dekhne aaya hu" the couple turned in the direction of the voice "yeh pata hota toh popcorn sath le atha."

Zain walked upto Rinnita and sat on her chair's arm "what is the topic of discussion?"

"I have no scenes zainu- "

"Uff yeh Ni ki chalti chapad gadi! Bahar mere photo k sath zainu k naam wale parche batre hain kya?"

Rinnita shook her head continuing "zainu tumhe yaad krri thi pr now that I know, hiii senior and not so cute version of zainu! I'm rinnita."

Zain took her hand and pecked "of course who doesn't know you, we were almost going to have a shoot but then you cancelled for some trip of yours, my poor heart" he caressed his chest.

"Awww" he looked up as Rumana smacked on his chest "fine now baby boo?"

"Biwi toh biwi behen bhi zaalima si bann gyi hain tu."

"Tum sabki harqatho ne majboor krr rkha hain mujhe, din bhr bss yehi chlta rehta hain" Rumana pushed him away and sat on his place.

"Abhi ek show se yeh haal hain aage aur aenge tb kya hoga?"

"Yea khuda aur shows?" Rumana's eyes went wide and now Rehaan interrupted "haan kuch scripts aae hain humare paas, maine hold pe rkhne kaha hain pr tumhari ab aisi halath dekh kr lgta nahi ki tum handle krr paogi."

"Handle toh mai tumhe aur tumhari sau Pushto ko bhi krlungi, iss nikamme zain ko piddi se ithne ghode jithna bada kia hain."

"Bolt oh aise rahi hain jese sir aur pair pakad ke roz stretch krti thi mujhe elastic jese" Zain exclaimed to which Rinnita and Rehaan both made a face saying in unison "chi chi chi!"

Rumana shook her head "yea khuda sharer se bada kia pr akal piddi ki piddi hi rkhi? Aisa kya gunah kia tha jo aisa bhai mujhe dia?"



"Okay so girls, I know this one's a bit- "

"Oh come on Nami tummy, isse zyada difficult aur koi scene nahi tha aajke poore din ka."

"Yea sure" Vidyuth scoffed seated on directors seat rubbing his foot as Namish stared at him he exclaimed "I almost died in the practice session and a phone shoot is the difficultest!"

He looked up only for his foot to be stamped by Sally's high heel "difficult!" she corrected him as he jumped off the seat.

"Thank you" Namish whispered to Sally and flopped down on his seat "So all set?" he looked around at his crew then leaned back on his chair when signed positive his eyes now on the screens in front of him "Varun Astha?" they nodded in positive.

"Karthik Shanaya?" the duo nodded "okay, and action!"

"So! Full on Bhabhi ko satao pact going on na?" She smirked at the other end as a girl blew her nail paint "I'm trying but you know right, theres no one like Miss. Halima is there?"

Halima smirked as Shanaya sulked on the third end "Stop making me jealous you two, I know you guys got the best bhabhi's in the world but its enough now."

Halima made a quirky face as the second girl worried "What happened Shaan??"

"What nahi ask who happened Astha, number one will be her stupid Devrani and number two her bhabhi Mouli" Halima taunted, "I warned her to not get married so early but then who hears of this stupid friend, beyhad wali Maya kahiki!"

Shanaya took a deep breathe and threw her cellphone away, Astha closed her eyes afraid "Did she leave?"

"Yup"

"Okay, lets come to the point how do I shuu away the so called ladke wale coming today?"

Halima smiled as if she grew two horns over her head. "So heres the plan... "

The trio paused for approximately ten seconds as Namish exclaimed "CUT!" and stood up his eyes almost moist as Halima flipped her hair behind in style exclaiming "kaha thana one shot!"

"Of course, it was like a piece of cake" Shanaya exclaimed on the screen as Astha gulped in saying meekly "not for me, I am still shaking."

"Okay, kehna toh nahi chahiye but awesome work almost everybody still not everybody pr thik hain you guys can do better. It's a wrap for today!" Namish stood up and turned to leave but dashed into someone "Chantomai?"

"Hun?" Jazzy gave him a confused look as he shook his head "Chantomai ni dekhi tumne? Trailer aai hain."

"Bekar chize dekhneka time nahi rkhti mai apne paas" she tried to walk past him but he smirked "tum apne paas time rkh kese leti hon wese?"

"Wesehi jese tum apne muh pe bakwas aur dimaag mai mukhwas rkhlete hain."

"Did not make any sense!" Namish snapped and she counter attacked "atleast it rhymed and of course made more sense then you do director sahab!"

Namish tried to speak but Jazzy showed him her palm and walked away making frown and turn around only to be dashed into someone familiar this time "what is it today? Namish se takrao divas?"

"Nami gummy" Rinnita breathed "just look at this, abhi!"

"Woah woah Rinni, calm down" he grabbed her cellphone and as his eyes caught something they went wide "Lady Gabbar of TV pur ki dehshath?" he frowned "who the wuck is this Lady gabbar?"

"Aage padho" Rinnita snapped and he read ahead "Lady Gabbar ne gusse mai aake apne honewale co actor ka beer bottle samajke sugar bottle se phoda sir. Co actor abhi bhi dehsath mai, naye show ko finalize krne se kia saaf inkaar! Show ki on air date pass ho chuki hain aur pehle episode bhi shoot ho chuka hain, kya yeh shoot aage badh paega, kya darshako tak yeh show pohoch paega janne k liye bane rahiye humare site 'News bane gossip bane trp' k sang!"

Namish laughed out loudly "yeh bakwas sites sirf tuhi pdh skti hain Rinni" he clutched onto his stomach "Aise kon likhta hain? Sacchi bata tune inhise training li haina likhneki?" Rinnita just stared at him and he stopped laughing "acha thik hain, jo bhi hain yeh lady gabbar tu mujhe kyu dikharie? Hume kya ulta acha hainA 24 ko humara show on air horae, inka band competition thoda kam."

"Jazzy is Lady Gabbar!" Nidhi snapped as he continued "yeh toh aur accha hain, chantomai se chutkara mil jaega, no actor means no chantomai."

"Sir maine clips editing k liye mail krdi hain, aaj raat tak almost editing hojaegi kal perfection krk channel ko bhijwa dege."

"Very good I'm proud of you!" Namish patted on the guy's shoulder "agli shoot mai director sir tum sbko toffee denge who bhi alpenliebe, jo khaaye khoo jaaye."

Rinnita smacked his chest making him wince "5 star ki tagline hain who!"

"5 star baatne jithna budget nahi hain Rinni" Namish exclaimed as she folded her hands over her shoulder waiting for the realization to him even harder then she did but it did not making her finally state the obvious "Nami gummy, editing k liye clips jaa chuki hain we can't change the heroine now and also Jazzy is really suitable for this role so there was no way she could have been like replaced."

"So?"

"So you tubelight, we need a new actor someone who suits her enough that they look like the couple."

"Yaar ek toh Ni ne uss Chantomai ka pati joru ka gulaam types likha hua hain, ab aisa pati milna mushkil toh nahi hain pr sort of namumkin sa hain."

Rinnita nodded "pati dhundna nahi hain wese" she took a step back "Nims said she had already finalized a pati" she took another step back "she said her Nami Gummy is joru ka gulaam types, she took the character's idea and inspiration from you."

"Is that why his name is Namish?" he looked up now something flickered as Rinnita took two steps back saying "yes, she kind off figured out something like this might happen so she had a backup."

"I swear-"

Rinnita tip toed back "Nims said you lost the bet and you said you would do anything she says, congratulations! You are the new lead opposite Jazzy, you are the Namish Kapoor!"

Before Namish could say a word she was gone, as if vanished in thin air. Both Namish and Jazzy's cellphone's pinged, he could see her smirk even though they were so much apart.

As she looked at him their eyes met, Jazzy smirked saying "kaha thana serial mai dekh lungi, nani k sath sath ab dadi maasi in fact poora khaandaan yaad dilaungi director sahab bss dekhte jaao aap."

"haye re ganga mayya, konsi bhi maai chal jaathi pr nahi tune toh yeh chanto maai hi mere matthe madni thi" he cried looking up at the ceiling.



Okay, for starters DQ khatam nahi hua and yeh koi new story nahi hain yeh DQ hi hain and aur updates aenge. 

Kyaa aap in actresses aur actors k characters k baare mai janna chahte hain? Please let me know whether you liked BTS (ab tak chaaku smjh gyi hogi its 'Behind the scenes') and batana aur pesh kiya jaae? 

P.S. Asli update aane tak isse souvenir smj lena hope you guys enjoyed!!

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