Are you Sleep Deprived? Do you suffer from Insomnia? Are you awake at 3AM with thoughts about how the universe was conceived? Well then you need a My Little Pony Movie Marathon! If you watch all 3 movies in a row without stopping, it's guaranteed that you'll forget about all of your silly universe nonsense! Fill your head with notions of Ponies and Magic and Equestria! Just pay $8.99, your last shred of dignity, and your soul! (To make room for the PONIES)
(Side Effects may include fatigue, tiredness, extreme desire to be a pony, nausea, iPhone neck, Bronyism, severe pain, and in some cases, Death.)