Mythic's Super-Serious Bio File

Thorn Dragons: Known for their prickly personality. They enjoy eating turkey sandwiches. And they... uh... like basketball?

Side note: I have no idea. I am making this as I go along.

Side Note 2: Pretend this Bio File never happened.

Side Note Three: I need to stop talking about Thorn Dragons.

Side Note 4: I don't know if they like ham or baseball or fighting or making stuff or...

Side Note 5: Or cats or sheep or jewels or treasure or houses or...

One eternity later...

Side Note 138,291,101,300,456: Or pancakes or grass or jelly beans or...

Hurricane: *interrupts* TO BE CONTINUED! MAKE SURE TO STAY TUNED FOR: BULLDOG MOVIE, THE SEQUEL! COMING TO AN ART BOOK NEAR YOU!

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