Okay. This looks REALLY weird, right? Well, cover up one side, and then the other. Cool, right? I got the idea for this on Pinterest!
 
  Meanwhile, in my life...
  Well, let's see... what happened today that was remotely funny/interesting?
  Aha! I accidentally called someone's girlfriend their mom! That was awkward.
  Oh yeah! I also found some REALLY cool necklaces at the market! They were made of steel, and shaped into dragon shapes of all kinds. But that's not all! I saw one of the tails coming off, so I inspected it, and I pulled the tail off. Oops. I immediately began shoving it back in before the stand owner could kill me, but then I noticed that the tip of the tail was extremely sharp. I had no clue what I had just found. Then hit me! It was a freaking knife! So cool. It was a dragon necklace made from blackened steel with a knife as sharp as anything! Just my style. I mean, imagine walking down a dark alley, seeing some muggers come up, and just grabbing your dragon pendant knife, and being like: Surprise, suckers! But then again, airports. Security would be a PAIN. I mean, even more than usual. So, basically: Death.
  Get it? Get it? It's already a pain, so even more painful: death! I'm so funny, it's painful! Or maybe that's just this thumbtack... Yeah, it's probably the thumbtack.
*yanks thumbtack out of side*
I THOUGHT I told LongHill to clean these things up...
  Hurricane: LONGHILL!?!? IS THIS AN OC YOU HAVE NOT TOLD ME OF?!??
  Me: Actually, Hurricane, if you were listening to my conversation with animallove299, you would know that I have at least 6 OC's.
  Hurricane: But...but... I thought I was special!
  Me: *pats wing* There, there.
  Hurricane: *sobs* *hugs me*
  Me: *smiles sadly*
  Hurricane: *smiles evilly* nods to Cardinal*
  Cardinal: *nods back*
  Hurricane: *sticks detonator on my back*
  Me: Sooooo... This is a looonngg, awkward silence. Can we stop hugging?
  Hurricane: *sniffs* I suppose.
  Cardinal: 45... 44... 43...
  Me: Why are you counting down?
  Cardinal: I'm not telling.
  Hurricane: *smiles innocently* You're about to have a blast!
  Me: Huh? Why? Is it my birthday?
  Hurricane: No.
  Cardinal: 30... 29... 28...
  Star Catcher: MYTHIC! DETONATOR!!!
  Me: WHERE?!?
  Star Catcher: On your back!
  Me: *pulls it off* *throws into lake*
*KABOOM*
  Me: Hurricane, why?
  Hurricane: APRIL FOOLS!
  Me: Today's the 29th of March!
  Hurricane: So, APRIL FOOLS!
  Cardinal: *snickers*
  Hurricane: What?
  Cardinal: April Fools is the 1st of April...
  Hurricane: You told me today is April Fools!
  Cardinal: I lied. For like, the 50th time.
  Hurricane: Why?
  Cardinal: For fun? Duh!
  Me: I forgive you, Hurricane. She tricked you.
  Cardinal: *raises chin* You're stupid.
  Me: Thanks.
  Cardinal: Anytime.
  Me: Don't do it again.
  Cardinal: Maybe...
  Me: Gonna go move to the Netherlands. Bye!

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