You sat in front of you dad. He said he had something he wanted to tell you. "What is it dad?"

"Y/n what I'm about to tell you you might not like." He stated.

Please be a vampire please be a vampire please be a vampire. You thought.

"I am in a cult." Joseph told you.

"Yeah is that it?" He nodded his head slowly, and confused. "Dad I already know. Can I join?"