Fake News and Real News

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* Dream is in the living room, he is reading a book. He looks like his new version, pink and white. Auto message was in Admin's room, Admin was in the kitchen, as well as Hatred Drean  *

Admin: Hey guys? 

Auto Message * From Admin's Room*: Yeah?

Admin: You want to know something ineresting?

Dream*from kitchen*: S-Sure...

Admin: A Lion got adopted by a classroom.

Hatred Dream * In the Kitchen*: Whaaaaa-

Admin: OH MY GOD!

Dream: W-WHAT IS IT?!

Admin: KIDS ARE BEING EXECUTED HERE!

Dream: -_-. A-Admin, what are you reading?

Admin: I'm reading stuff on google

Dream & Hatred & Auto Message: -_-

Admin: OH! Here is something else! America drank a LOT of soda in the 1600's

Auto Message: And where'd you get THAT info?

Admin: I'm reading from this site called www.totallyrealthingsthathappenedinhistorynotafaketotallyrealwe'renottryingtorobyourbankaccountrightnowlikewhoddothatamIrightokliketherearrenospellingmisteaksinhererightok.com/news/1600s-soda-facts-that-are-so-real-You-Should-Totally-Read-This-So-True-Like-It-Happened

Hatred Dream: Oh my gooooo-

Admin: Oh hey! ANOTHER ONE! Pizza contains stuff from clay!

Dream:  -_-

Auto Message: When your friend nailed the math test but does this, be like-

Hatred Dream: FRICKIN STUUPID! STUUPID!

Admin: One last one! OH MY GOD! THIS IS SO SAD! D:

Dream: W-What now?

Admin: Slaves are used to make chocolate!

Hatred Dream: Wow, now that just crosses the line. People can't be writing stuff like that. They're spreading rumors.

Dream: Y-Yeah, talking about slavery is bad. And LYING ABOUT IT?! DISGRACEFUL!

Hatred Dream: I mean, who'd think this is a good idea to lie about Americans FAVORITE sweet? That's just stupid! More stupid then all the other things!

Dream: Y-You're right Hatred Dream, and we speak f-for Auto message too!

Auto Message: Yeah....you all DO REALIZE that Slavery IS USED to make Chocolate? There are like 10 year old kids who are chopping and harvesting in the bright sun, AS WE SPEAK. Maybe not, but still. It's REALLY cruel! 

Dream: O_O

Hatred Dream: YEAH! THOSE PEOPLE ARE LIE-

Hatred Dream: Wait what?

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