Me, at five o'clock in the afternoon as my parents are leaving: wow! I'll be sure to remember to eat at 6:00, or maybe 6:30 at the latest

Me, at 7:50, realizing my parents are getting home in ten minutes and I forgot to eat

This is my life now
I just made a quick cheese crisp in the microwave and,, sat down on the floor next to my cat to eat it

This is the definition of regret