Ground rule: no saying Voltron or any of the seven main characters/any ships, that's just not gonna work

- situational irony

- familiars and witches

- Slav (I made it a whole two before I technically mentioned Voltron be proud)

- shapeshifters

- merchant/trader characters in fantasy stories

- manta rays

- |This|

Intermission - I was thinking about this series I used to read (mainly because I was comparing how it's the only other series besides Voltron with an 'I hate you I love you' ship that I actually shipped) known as Spirit Animals, a bunch of different authors wrote it and it was pretty short and trope-filled but also fun for little Pearl. The weird thing is – if you ship Hidge and take a few other liberties – it fits the Voltron cast perfectly? At the very least with the main ones, Conor = loosely Hunk Abeke = loosely Pidge Meilin = Keith Rollan = Lance and Tarik = Shiro. This has been weird thoughts with Pearl.

- ack this one is very weird,, like my greatest apologies it's possibly even anime inspired?? Or just real world??? Or both???? I don't even know, enough stalling it's that thing people with glasses (including me) do where they adjust them by pushing them up by the bridge, my OC Tabby does this a ton as a result and my old crush often did so um yea, for those keeping track at home this is annoying hint no. 11080 of who this weirdo is, lol I wonder if I'll ever reveal it and/or anyone will figure it out

- Pearls Before Swine

- (this is all from a fic I found) situation where, with a team of 5 chars, a spell makes 3 of them head over heels for the first but the fourth, the first's crush, is unaffected because they've already got feelings for the first

- Kubo and the Two Strings

- pretty much any of my habits that come with the Latina-boo package

- f a k e o u t  d e a t h s

Yeah there's more but that's about it I guess

I wish a lovely day upon all your faces <3