Mmph

Throwaway posting time

I wanna give my characters their Standard Weapons but I don't know of many that aren't like,, swords,,,, and looking it up makes me feel like a murderer

The other day in our group chat we officially decided that –

Hey wait a minute I need to give Internet names to all the friends and not just two

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmokay let's go full royal

Queenie :: crazy, doesn't care about fashion, closeted k-pop/bts fangirl, doggos, loves her lil bro, super nice, makes dumb jokes but they're somehow always funny, laughs at everyone else's jokes even when no one does

Empress :: art queen, loves fashion, gets  i n s p i r e d, group: makes joke  her: you should draw that thing we just made u –   me: already has sketchbook out, wears the most black so we call her the closet emo

Diadem :: lives for  t h e  a e s, the embodiment of Pinterest, always playing/singing along to random music, seriously we have a deep connection surrounding ABBA, zero self confidence, shares Queenie's closet k-pop obsession, the sweetest lil chunk of babness heck

Agate :: that's not her birthstone tho, tbh she wouldn't care about that, band kid, ginger, smol but strong, anger, Empress' best friend of they can't even remember years, thought she'd hate me but we're cool, could probably rule the world man

Okay backontrack our group chat consists of me, Queenie, Empress and Diadem because Agate doesn't have a phone, and it was decided that of the group, Empress is the mom, I'm the dad, Diadem is the older sister and Queenie is the younger sis

Naturally I've been trying to doodle us with me in Patton Style clothing but alas that's not done

Anyway highlights (context: my phone screws up the groupchat all the time so I can't always respond so that's the "communication issues")

ALSO QUICK THING going back through these we made a bunch of divorce, adoption and cheating jokes keep in mind I don't want to be rude or anything, we do take these topics seriously it's all just for the sake of joking

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SHE'S GOT ME THERE LMAO

I love my friends and while I debated posting this I think a time when Wattpad is acting screwy is better than not at all