Wonder what that could mean hmmm

Okay, look, I'm gonna swear this chap

I'm guessing most of you are perfectly fine with that, but I think a disclaimer is necessary since this isn't mature level swearing by any means but it's still, y'know, swearing, in cactus mother's book, which is something that usually happens in moderation

HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT I WAS SO WORRIED I WAS GONNA OVERLY PEDESTAL LOVE SIMON AND BE DISAPPOINTED BUT I WAS WRONG BECAUSE I LOVED EVERY MINUTE

IT WAS SO FUCKING GOOD

THERE WERE JUST SO MANY THINGS I LOVED ABOUT IT, ALL THOSE LITTLE CHANGES THAT WERE ALMOST AS GOOD AS THE BOOK OR EVEN JUST AS GOOD AS THE BOOK, SORT OF, THE OREOS, THE WAY THEY CHANGED WHO WAS TYPING BLUE'S MESSAGES, MY MOM ASKING ME WHAT GRINDER WAS

AND HOLY FUCK BUSTER WAS IN IT (so maybe I love Arrested Development)

THE THING WITH LEAH?? YEA IF YOU SAW IT YOU KNOW THE CHANGE, SURPRISED BUT NOT HORRIFIED

And yes, yes yes yes, the KISS

Because I'd be a heathen if I didn't mention it man

I JUST LOVED IT

RAMEN YOU WERE SO FUCKING RIGHT NICK IS A GIFT TO THIS WORLD (I'm closely related to two Nicks and it's getting a little crazy but I don't care)

IT WAS SO CLICHE IN ALL THE BEST WAYS

Also probably one of the first movies I've seen in theaters with my parents where a character screamed fuck which I think deserves some recognition

#letPearlsayfuck

Martin was honestly such a perfect character to lowkey highkey hate, the way he acted like the freshman trapped in a senior's body that he is (I hate it when I relate to him but that's why)

AND ABBY, I LOVED HER JUST AS MUCH AS I DID IN THE BOOK YESS

I know this all sounds very mature but I'm just so fucking happy, I don't even care that I have school tomorrow (oh but I will soon) (oh lord maybe I shouldn't post this I sound too happy) (I don't want to seem,, I dunno this just feels wrong) (I'm sorry if this feels weird to anyone else I don't mean to act obsessive) (everyone else just said they loved it what is wrong with me) (I'm gonna regret this tomorrow)