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I was still sleeping after all and I didn't want to wake up. But my body is telling me to do wake up so I did. I see Eddy still sleeping so I had to slightly elbow him. He did and woke up.

"Morning Eddy," I said yawning in my pajamas as I was rubbing my eyes to keep me awake.

"Morning Bianca." Eddy yawned as I put my glasses on after rubbing my eyes to wake up. "Thanks for letting me wear your pjs," I thanked Eddy who smiled. "No problem, that's what you mean to me," Eddy says as we got out from his bed, "We should go change right now."

Me and Eddy change into our clothes. I put away my cure heart compact and house keys while heading to the kitchen. Eddy and I started to have breakfast.

When me and Eddy finished eating, we went outside of his house but something was wrong. Out of nowhere there was a trailer on Eddy's lawn. "What the.....how did that get in my house?" Eddy asked to me while I shrugged, "I don't know maybe we should call a car mechanic to get it out of the way." "Yeah do that, I don't want some random thing in my yard."

Just then, Edd, Ed, Natalie, Nathan, Sophie and Martha came and saw the trailer as well.

"Eddy got a trailer!" Ed calls out.

"What's this thing doing in your lawn?" Martha asked still curious.

"I'm calling the mechanic to get this out of the way," I said as I was about to call, but Edd stopped me, "Bianca you can't do that, that's only for vehicles that are broken and a trailer doesn't seem broken."

Nathan examines the trailer and thinks to himself, "Maybe whoever put it in here must be lost." "I agree with Nathan," Sophie says agreeing as well, "We should contact the person if they are lost so we can get them back home."

"Yeah? Well I'm sending it back!" Eddy grunts as he started to lift the trailer and turns to Ed and Natalie, "Ed! Natalie! Gimme a hand!"

Natalie tries to lift it up, but pants as she failed to, "Whoop this weigh like a pound, I cannot do this anymore." "Eddy do you mind if I grab an apple real quick?" Martha says as she was about to head to Eddy's house and Eddy responded, "Sure hey check if we have like any drinks to help cool us down." "Sure thing." Martha replied as she went in to get drinks and herself an apple.

Just then there were female giggles from somewhere and it was heading to us. "Did you hear that?" Eddy asked to us, "KANKERS!!!!" The trailer door open and Edd says, "And we're open." As Ed shoved us, Sophie, Nathan and Natlie inside saying, "HIDE IN HERE!!!"

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We hid when we saw the Kanker sisters opening the door as they head inside with Marie holding a camcorder while announcing, "Wait'll the folks at home see this." May thens comes inside with her shopping bags while saying, "I'm a movie star!" Just then Lee shoves May while she said, "Move it May, I'm beat! Marie, get the camera out of my face!!-"

Lee puts her hand to block the camera eye and was shocked to see the inside trailer room a mess. "Hey, I thought this place should've been cleaned up by the time we got back. I'm calling the manager." Lee groaned as she face palms. May got on the couch and said, "My feet are killing me!" and got a spatula to remove her shoes while relived, "Aah ...vacations sure are tiring." as she picked up the tv remote under the couch, "What's on tv?"

Just then she was shoved by Marie who grabs the remote, "You always pick something stupid." Lee shoves Marie and May off the couch and takes the remote, "Slide over! We're watching infomercials." As Lee turned the tv on, it revealed me, Nathan, Natalie, Sophie and the Eds .

Nathan whispered, "Guys think of a strategy like example deodorant."
"Uh. . . ." Eddy think and then rubs Ed's head on Edd's armpits, ". . . .we use new Stench-Away deodorant. Keeps me dry and fresh." Natalie and Sophie were disgusted while Nathan groaned and face palm himself, "This is ridiculous." "That junk wrecked my clothes." Lee complained then Marie got hyped up and said, "Gimme that thing!" as she tries to get the remote from Lee. "Alright, alright"

Marie then changes the channel, and that's when Edd starts to make a siren sound while Nathan pretends to pull over Natalie and me. "Heads up you were going through speeding surrender now." Nathan commence, but he accidentally loses his balance and we all collapsed with the tv breaking that exposed us.

"It's our boyfriends and girlfriend!" The Kankers said in unisons. But then Marie saw Sophie, Natalie and Nathan and points to Lee, "Lee we have special guests." Then Lee says, "Well we never seen you three. Who are you?" "I'm Natalie." "I'm Sophie." "And my name's Nathan."

I asked Lee, "Okay why are you trespassing Eddy's lawn?" "We need tour guides." May answered. Eddy lost his chill and snapped, "Forget tour guides, just get your stinking trailer off my lawn!" But the Kankers looked at him and said, "But we're on holidays!"

I stood shocked like a broken mirror with glass broken, "T-t-tour gu-guides. . . ." Then I fainted, but Marie hold on to me with her hands, "Don't worry nerd cookie we'll get to see you fall in love to us."

Lee said, "Sun." Then May says, "Sweat." And finally Marie says, "And souvenirs!" as she dumps the stuff on the floor from the paper bag. Somehow the stuff looks familiar to me. "Why these souvenirs look suspiciously familiar." Edd examined the stuff and I tapped him saying ,"Double D I think that's your stuff." Then Edd freaked out while yelling, "GAH! GIRLS WERE IN MY ROOM EDDY!!!!"

Just then May was scratching on a wooden board and I recognize that board. It was Plank, Jonny's friend. "These locals sure know how to make back scratchers," May says while using Plank as a back scratcher. I look at the window and notice Jonny, angry that his friend was taken away by a Kanker sister. Eddy was getting mad and shouts, "Why don't you Kankers get lost?!" Then Ed nods aggressively and yells, "And forget about any lovey-dovey stuff?!"

Then the sisters said happily, "Lovey-dovey!" Eddy looks at Ed and says, "Ed you dolt!" Then outside, well can't say but there was a rambling in the trailer and me and my friends dashed out of the trailer. Ed then sees May making a kissy face at him and he screamed, "Flounder!" while he slams the door on May. I didn't notice that Jonny was there looking at the trailer still mad.

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We started to board up the door with Eddy's furniture. I was about to use the couch, but somehow I caught something human like. I look and see the Kanker sisters were on the couch and I was holding on Marie's hand. "Aw that's so sweet of you Smores~" "Uh yeah why wouldn't I be." I chuckled nervously, looked and turned to the others and waved my hands that the Kankers got in Eddy's house.

Everyone stopped and see the sisters got in Eddy's house. "So this is why the sisters are dangerous?" Sophie elbowed to me. "How did they get in?" Eddy asked. I looked and shrugged.

"Time for a close up, holiday boyfriend." Marie giggles as she pulled Edd and put over a hat on him like a tutu. "He's so cute. How about a little hula-hula?" "Oh dear no I can't" Edd cries out while Marie held the camcorder. Natalie and Nathan tried to leave but May grabs them and put some hideous sun glasses on them and smiled, "Do a funky dance."

Then Lee holds on to Eddy by his hair and was holding me by my skirt and orders Marie, "Hey Marie, get me with Eddy and Bianca." Marie ignored her sister's order, "MARIE! FILM ME!! 🎥"

Marie snapped, "Film what, you just standing there?"😠😠 "I was gonna hang Eddy from the rear view mirror like a troll and make Bianca rapunzel." Lee says as she was braiding my hair 💇 and holding Eddy. "Big whoop." Marie pushed over.

"Marie! Lee! Stop fighting. We're suppose to have fun. Holidays remember?" May said as she was on Ed. "Yeah you're right May." Marie says and gives Edd her camcorder, "Here Double D take it and make it good." "Over by the pool girls," May waved as she and her sisters were posing at Eddy's fish tank and May waved, "Hi mom."

Before Eddy could stop them, someone was coming in. We turned and see Martha carrying the drinks and an apple. But when she saw the Kanker sisters, she paused shocked and dropped the drinks and an apple.

The Kankers examined Martha and observed her at every angle. Then May says, "Hey Marie this looks like your twin sister is here." Then Lee nods in agreement and says, "I agree with May. She does seem like your twin sister except her hair is longer."

That is when Martha realizes about how we told her about Marie Kanker and looks at Marie and says, "So you're Marie Kanker along with Lee and May, the s enemies of culdesac?" "Of course," Marie says with a wink, "And you must be Martha, the girl who was born with strength."

That's when I come in to Martha, "Martha I know you might hate them, but please spare them for now. They're on vacation."

Martha turned to me with a confused, but really okay look face, "Alright but only because you told me." Just then as we turned back, the sisters were gone and there were noises from somewhere.

"Huh where'd they go?" Eddy asked. "Uh yeah to be honest, I saw them head to your room while Bianca and Martha were talking." Natalie directed to Eddy's bedroom. Eddy panicked and head to his room front of us seeing the sisters making a mess.

"Hey get out of his room!" Nathan yells while the Kankers were making a mess. "Who's gonna make us?" Lee asked laying on Eddy's bed.

"Hey Eddy are these real leopard skin undies?" Marie asked as she is holding them out. "Dude no way you own them." Martha sneered and chuckled a bit. "What no they aren't." Eddy said sweating and blushing red in embarrassment. "Pfft that seems soo hilarious," I said trying not to laugh. "So what? They're my brother's." Eddy replied. "But then why does it says Eddy on the tag?" Sophie questioned.

Eddy had it and tried to pounce on Marie, but he got tied up in his own underwear. He was spinning around like crazy and then landed on my hands and we looked embarrassed.

Then Edd stammered, "Guys I feared they become amorous." Nathan questions, "What's that mean?" Edd whispered to us and we all got terrified except for Martha who is still frowning.

Then we all ran outside of Eddy's house. "LAST ONE OUT IS A ROTTEN EGG!" Eddy screams terrified as we ran out, except for Martha who walked out.

"Later boys and girls," Lee waved, "You'll have to come home sometime!"

(Martha's P.O.V)

I was about to leave when Marie tapped my shoulder. I wanted to punch her, but I can't. "What is it you want Marie?" I asked still not caring about the vacation the girls are having. "You know how Lee and May said you look like me," Marie says while twiddling her thumbs around, "So to make this fair why not you join with us outside of Eddy's house for a sun tan?" There was confusion for me.

First of all, the sisters said I look like Marie Kanker and now they are inviting me to hang out with them. "Well, I don't have my bathing suit.👙" I shrugged, but then May shuffled for something in her bag and pulls it out and gives it to me while saying, "Don't worry we have one for you since we got our own swim suits."

The swim suit was a Tankini with colors of yellow and sunflowers.

If I said no, the annoying sisters will get triggered or fight me so I insisted, "Sure I guess since this is an invite from you." Marie, May, and Lee got excited and Lee said, "That's a good choice you made Martha. Now come with us so we can get changed for our fun vacation."

I followed the girls upstairs and that's when we get changed to our swim suits.
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(Bianca's P.O.V)

We were outside of Eddy's house and saw Eddy's door bust open by a wave pool of water with the Kankers and Martha sliding out the front door in their swimsuits.👙

Marie: "This water park idea stinks!"

May: "It's not my fault the water pressure's low!"

Lee: "Everything's your fault May."😒

Martha: "Girls calm down. This is a special holiday for you three so please don't argue."

We were watching from the fence and Eddy groaned, "They're wrecking my house!"

"Amateurs, Eddy don't make me laugh," Edd says. Natalie notice Martha in a swimsuit and says, "Hey since when did the Kankers invite Martha to their vacation." Ed whimpered, "I thought Martha wouldn't ditch us for she devils."

We then heard Kevin, "Why are you dorks and bodyguard on my lawn?" He was with Rolf. "We heard your grass was greener so-" Eddy says, but he was cut off by Lee who had a bag on her hand and says, "Hey Ed! Here's our unmentionables'. Press 'em, fold 'em, and don't skimp on the starch."

Lee dropped the bag on Eddy's hands and Rolf and Kevin were snickering. "Having some girl problems are we," Kevin grinned and Nathan responded, "These girls are on a holiday so why you ask?" That is when Kevin giggled, "A romantic getaway huh?" "Uh no not a getaway to be honest it's just-" I say, but I was cutted off by Rolf, "A coochie-coochie cruise?"

Then Martha appears, "Hey Nathan do you have sunglasses I could borrow," Nathan saw Martha in a bathing suit and was blushing red. Rolf and Kevin looked at her and were bursting in laughing while Kevin was laughing so hard on the floor, "That tough dork is wearing a tankini that she has a crush on the bodyguard. These dweebs'll be holding hands all summer."

"Oh just shut up." Nathan and Martha said at the same time still mad and flustered with blush. Rolf was laughing too and slapped Jonny on the back, who was still mad that his friend was taken away, "Prune face Jonny, do you hear?"

"Don't touch me!" Jonny said as he left. Rolf and Kevin looked at each other and then continue laughing. "C'mon Rolf. I'm getting a stich." "Bye bye." Both Rolf and Kevin left and it was just me and my friends.

"Well now what?" Eddy asks so mad, "Those Kankers won't leave all because of the hot summer." We both think for a moment and I say, "Well Eddy it must be because of the weather." "That's it Bianca you're a genius." Sophie says with a light bulb on her head. "Yeah that's cool so what is it you have a plan Sophie?" Natalie asks while scratching her head. "We can make the weather harder so the Kankers will leave." Sophie suggests, "But we are gonna need to work together." "Alright Sophie tell us and we'll do it." Edd requested. "Yeah we're listening," Martha says as she got up close. Sophie whispered to us about the plan and we smiled knowing that it will work as a piece of cake.

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Martha and the Kankers were sunbathing in the sunlight🌞 with Eddy's furniture. Martha got herself a drink and was listening to her music.

I signaled her the plan and she drank all her juice to be empty and pretends to look at it and said, "I ran out of my favorite juice I'm gonna go get another one." She then went in Eddy's house while the Kankers watch her head inside. Now this was the chance.

May got up to Marie and called, "Hey Marie can you flip me over? I'm getting crispy!" Marie didn't listen and May called louder, "Marie! Flip me over! MARIE!!" Lee, annoyed of May's call and taking off her sunglasses, turns to her and said, "Shut up May."

Lee flipped the table May was on and sat on Marie, "Didn't you hear your sister calling you?" Marie smirked and says, "No maybe because of vacation air." And plucked a hair from Lee's armpits. "Ouch!" Lee yells and chases after Marie while shouting, "Get back here!" However little did they know they ran into a rain surprise.

"It's raining," Marie and Lee cried running away from the rain☔. However it was me holding the colander and Edd using the hose to squirt the water.

"Rain?" May questioned as Lee uses May as an umbrella, "Does my hair look ok?"

"Summer rains, you can never predict them," Edd says and turns to Natalie and Eddy, "Commence thunder Eddy and Natalie." Both Natalie and Eddy were banging two cooking pots as loud as possible.

"It's a typhoon!" May cried, frantically clutching her sisters in until they got out. "So what?!" Lee shouts picking up May, "We're not gonna let a little rain ruin our vacation are we?"

I then signaled Ed below to turn on the fan on at full speed. Now the Kankers are getting blow away by full speed not noticing that Ed, Sophie, Martha and Nathan were below with the fan. "Got the debris Eddy," Ed says as he grabbed a bush.

"Hang on girls!" Lee yells holding to May as Marie got blown away first and slammed to the trailer door🚆. Lee tried to get grip of May, but May was blown away and slammed to the door along with Marie.

"Alright now throw it Ed!" I ordered Ed and he thrown the bush at Lee who exclaims, "I can't see!" Then Lee was slammed back with May and Marie.

A tree from nowhere came pelting down into the trailer. Then Jimmy was blown back on his bike🚲 exclaiming, "My thighs! They're burning🔥!" "Oh no Jimmy!" Sophie yells and went through the hard wind, but she made it without getting blown away.

"Well good luck for her." Eddy says and turns to Ed, "Alright Ed now get them off my lawn!" "Okey dokey Smokey!" Ed thumbs and turn off the fan, "Haha that rhymes."

"I must say this worked out quite well." Edd stated and I nodded my head. Ed hoisted the trailer above this head and rhymes, "Cheerios Kanker sisterios!" "Wait let me add the sound effect." Nathan says as he searched up and says, "Alright now throw it!"

Ed throws the trailer and Nathan played the 'Be Gone Thot!' effect. The Kankers and their trailer were thrown far away and Ed yells. "Don't think about it, think about it!!!" "Please Ed no more rhymes." Edd groans.

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Well we haven't heard of the trailer after Ed thrown it so it means we saved Eddy's lawn. Me and the others are cleaning Eddy's furniture the Kankers were on. Martha was still waiting the bathing suit she has on and Sophia cake back panting with sweat 😓.

Bianca: "So anything happen?"

Sophie: "I couldn't be able to get Jimmy. Running is so hard for me."

Eddy: "Filthy, filthy, filthy...." (He was scrubbing his sofa)

Natalie: "You're starting today become more like Double D." (She sprayed the couch with a breeze can)

Eddy: "Don't remind me Goldilocks."😒😒

Nathan: (drops wash broom realizing three girly screams) "Uh does anyone else hear that?"

We stopped cleaning and looked up and saw the trailer again and it bounced on the Eds, Martha, Nathan, Natalie, and Sophie leaving them conscious. However, I got out the way.

I pulled out my scepter and said the magic words, "LEVITATION META MAGIC!!!!" I cast it on the trailer and it worked. The trailer was floating in the pink mist by my scepter. I looked to the trailer and used my scepter to launch the trailer at full speed. The trailer was thrown back and then it was gone again.

Then by a few minutes, Ed, Edd, Eddy, Martha, Nathan, Natalie and Sophie woken up. "Uhh what happen?" Eddy asked looking around. "Oh my goodness maybe you guys must be dreaming. A bird might have hurt you." I say trying not to tell the truth.

"At least I still have the tankini on." Martha says. "Well we should get home." Sophie suggests. "Yeah you're right. Life was crazy today." Nathan replied. We all head home and waved good bye.

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I was in my pajamas while in my bed watching videos, when suddenly my phone was buzzing. I turn on my phone and check I have a call from Nazz. I gave the kids of culdesac my phone number so we can talk, especially the Eds, but not the Kankers.

Nazz: Bianca something bad happened!!!😭😭😭

Bianca: What happened Nazz?😕😕😕

Nazz: Well Kevin and I broke up....😔😔😔

Bianca: WHAT?!😱😱😱 Let me get this straight why did you break up with Kevin, weren't you two cute together??

Nazz: Well I tell him that he is always having problems with you and the Eds and is kinda not going to get along with you.

Bianca: Well that make sense why you broke up with him. So is there anything else you want to talk to me about?

Nazz: Actually I'm hosting a sprinkler party with Nathan and Natalie and I convinced Kevin to invite you and Eds.

Bianca: That's cool well thanks for talking to me. I hope to talk to you again. Have a good night Nazz.🙂🙂

After me and Nazz finished talking to each other, I put my phone away to charge it and I went to bed. She was gonna throw a sprinkler party, but at what day should we come at? I sighed and went to bed.

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Well now that was finished. Bianca, the Eds, and the others had to get rid of the Kanker's trailer off Eddy's lawn by making the weather harsh. Soon at night, Nazz called Bianca that she and Kevin decided to break up with each other and become just friends.So what will happen now after the breakup? Stay tune.

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