Writing prompts based on things the male costumer and myself have said. Feel free to use!

"If you leave my dressing room a mess, I promise I will burn all of your dad sweaters."

"You know the drill, give me back my money by tomorrow or else I'll start charging interest."

"Why do I get the feeling that we're going to get type-casted as an old married couple one day?"

"Quick, butt-check me!"

"Did you borrow my glitter again?"

"It's not my fault that your dressing room always looks like it got hit by a tornado of fire."

"We both agreed that you have lost the right to complain about getting your own costume after what you brought for the last show."

"What have we talked about? No more kick lines in my dressing room!"

"Do you just live your life in a constant state of not having a ride home?"

"We could hear your hyena laughter from the restroom."

"Honey, where's my superglue?"

"I love how everyone else is wearing neutral colors, and then there's us."