Writing prompts based on things that my friends and I have said while working on and rehearsing for a stupid Star Trek spoof play that our drama teacher wrote. Save us. Feel free to use!

"Don't lie to me, I know you're holding the glue gun behind your back."

"I think it may be time to move on from painting the buttons, sweetheart."

"I was under the impression that you had wore this more than once, but okay then, plan B."

"Is that the bar joke or the shrink joke?"

"I accidentally memorized all of my lines."

"Your hair actually looks and feels like sand."

"If you pull down my curtain one more time, I will edit acne on your face."

"You're supposed to hold me back before I get the chance to punch her in the face!"

"Gogo boots are a blessing to this world, change my mind."

"I bet you're so upset that you're in the booth for this show, aren't you?"

"Are you telling me. That you don't know the difference. Between jeans and dress pants?"

"Oh no, I got paint on my paint!"

"I'm sorry I screamed and slapped you when I saw you in that horrible wig for the first time."

"We can do anything we want to on the last night. Let's take advantage of that."