Writing prompts based on things said while preparing for VBS. Feel free to use!

"Oh, if only I had hair to flip dramatically like you."

"The music stinks, so we're making our own."

"Is it just me, or does that tree look like a giant toilet paper roll?"

"That hippo doesn't have any eyes and it's terrifying."

"We're the only ones who see the world like we do. I mean, they see it too, just not the details we see."

"Can't I eat my brownie in peace?"

"Make sure they scream at the end. Children love to scream."

"Quick, go get the brick hidden in the shrubbery pot."

"I'll be leaving with whichever parent leaves first, thank you very much."

"Why can't you ever find people when you actually need them?"

"There will be no T-shirt stealing this year."

"Don't tell anyone, but I'm hiding from the old ladies."

"You realize what this means, right? The prank war is back on."