E2 Class

Pirate Joe: OI! @Best Witch I'm not saying you're ugly, but if I throw a stick, you fetch the bastard and bring it back.

Best Witch: Well then @Pirate Joe you act like how I would think vomit would act if it could.

Colorful Llama: Oooooh we roasting each other now well, @Tall and Sexy God I thought of you today, and it reminded me to take out the trash.

Tall and Sexy God: Well @Colorful Llama I'm not an astronomer, but I am pretty sure the world revolves around the sun, not you.

Warrior Princess: @Goblin It's not that you're annoying; it's just that I'd liken you to the human version of period cramps.

Goblin: YOU BITCH! @Warrior Princess Most mistakes can be fixed; you are the exception that proves the rule.

Iron: Hmmm okay so @Bard You remind me of a cloud; my day becomes much brighter when you disappear.

Bard: Gasp!!!! @Iron Everyone can act foolish once, but you are violating that privilege.

Wood Daddy: Roasting each other. Nice @Woody You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Woody: I- @Wood Daddy About what I said to you yesterday, I'm sorry that my brutal honesty inconvenienced your ego.

Pirate Joe: @Best Witch So a thought crossed your mind? That must have been a long and lonely journey for you.

Best Witch: @Pirate Joe If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them decent.

Colorful Llama: @Tall and Sexy God Laughter is the only best medicine your face must cure the world.

Tall and Sexy God: @Colorful Llama Watching you attempt to use all of your vocabularies in a single statement is funny.

Warrior Princess: @Goblin You should carry a plant around to replace the oxygen you waste.

Goblin: @Warrior Princess I thought I had the flu, but then I realized your face makes me sick to my stomach.

Iron: @Bard When I saw your face, the only thing I would have changed was the direction I was heading in.

Bard: @Iron I would punch you, but I don't want to improve the appearance of your face.

Wood Daddy: @Woody I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and poop out a smarter statement than anything you say.

Woody: @Wood Daddy Accidents happen; the proof is sitting right there

Pirate Joe: @Best Witch Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.

Best Witch: @Pirate Joe I think I found your purpose in life. It is to be an organ donor.

Colorful Llama: @Tall and Sexy God I heard you got a job as a weatherman. Good luck trying to predict your next move.

Tall and Sexy God: Jokes on you I'm not a weatherman @Colorful Llama I'm sorry I upset you by calling you a hoe. I was unaware that it was a secret.

Warrior Princess: @Goblin You have an entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?

Goblin: @Warrior Princess Don't attempt to think too much. Your stupidity might injure your brain.

Iron: @Bard Amazingly, you don't allow your knowledge to stand in the way of stupidity.

Bard: @Iron Mirrors can't talk. Lucky for you, they can't laugh, either.

Wood Daddy: @Woody Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.

Pirate Joe: @Best Witch You are so unattractive that your reflection tries to walk away when you glance in the mirror.

Best Witch: @Pirate Joe I'm not saying you're ugly, but nobody wants to sleep with you because they don't want to be prosecuted for animal abuse.

Colorful Llama: @Tall and Sexy God Even though it might appear like I'm paying attention to you, I simply imagine duct tape across your lips.

Tall and Sexy God: @Colorful Llama It's not that I don't listen to you when you talk. It's just that there is only so much stupid information I can process in one go.

Warrior Princess: @Goblin You're like the first slice of bread in a loaf. You get touched by everybody but wanted by none.

Goblin: Well Sausage wants me! @Warrior Princess I'm not stating you're stupid, but a glowstick has a better future than you have.

Iron: @Bard Feed your own ego. I'm busy.

Bard: @Iron It must be fun to wake up each morning knowing that you are that much closer to achieving your dreams of complete and utter mediocrity.

Wood Daddy: @Woody There's somebody out there for everybody. For you, it's a psychiatrist.

Woody: Scott at least I have a Scott @Wood Daddy We were going to roast you, but it's not good for the environment to burn trash. (Yes I purposely called Scott "A Scott")

Definitely Human: Well apparently all you guys roast each other just to feed your own ego and make you feel good about yourselves. (I legit almost had forgotten about Lizzie)

Pirate Joe: @Definitely Human AT LEAST WE DON'T PRETEND TO BE SOMETHING WE AREN'T!

Best Witch: @Definitely Human AT LEAST WE DON'T PRETEND TO BE SOMETHING WE AREN'T!

Colorful Llama: @Definitely Human AT LEAST WE DON'T PRETEND TO BE SOMETHING WE AREN'T!

Tall and Sexy God: @Definitely Human AT LEAST WE DON'T PRETEND TO BE SOMETHING WE AREN'T!

Warrior Princess: @Definitely Human AT LEAST WE DON'T PRETEND TO BE SOMETHING WE AREN'T!

Goblin: @Definitely Human AT LEAST WE DON'T PRETEND TO BE SOMETHING WE AREN'T!

Iron: @Definitely Human AT LEAST WE DON'T PRETEND TO BE SOMETHING WE AREN'T!

Bard: @Definitely Human AT LEAST WE DON'T PRETEND TO BE SOMETHING WE AREN'T!

Wood Daddy: @Definitely Human AT LEAST WE DON'T PRETEND TO BE SOMETHING WE AREN'T!

Woody: @Definitely Human AT LEAST WE DON'T PRETEND TO BE SOMETHING WE AREN'T!

Responsible Ones

Responsible 1: Gem we say 'You guys are proof God has a sense of humor.'

Responsible 2: Oki also can we actually appreciate that they used punctuation

Responsible 1: They did?! Wow that's surprising

Responsible 2: Yeah it's a surprising thing

Responsible 1 is offline

Responsible 2 is offline

E2 Class

Bee Queen: You guys are proof God has a sense of humor.

Bee Queen is offline

Dad: You guys are proof God has a sense of humor.

Dad is offline

Bard: ...Oh...

Pirate Joe: Oh...

Best Witch: Well damn

Colorful Llama: I-

Iron: Oh well that's...

Wood Daddy: Oh...Jolly...

Woody: Well then

Tall and Sexy God: Welp

Warrior Princess: We deserved that...

Goblin: Yeah we very much did

Definitely Human: Welp sad for you guys

Author's Note: I didn't have any ideas so this is the best I thought of :,)