Requested by @BooksAndBakingLady

Sausage thought "Ooh I have a great idea"

Sausage: Do you have a name, or can I just call you mine?

*He says with a smirk*

Fwhip thought "Oh I see"

Fwhip: I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

*He said with a smug look*

Sausage: You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line

Fwhip: Did we go to school together? I could swear we had chemistry

Sausage: Want a raisin? No? How about a date?

Fwhip: What's your favorite drink? I'm asking so I know what to buy you on our first date

Sausage: Hm I thought we already had our first date

Fwhip: Well I'm asking for our next date

Sausage: Have we met? Because you look exactly like my next boyfriend

Fwhip: I never believed in love at first sight, but that's before I saw you

Sausage: Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes

Fwhip: You owe me a drink. Because when I saw you, I dropped mine

Sausage: Want to go outside for some fresh air? You took my breath away

Fwhip: Aww I did, well I have that affect

Sausage thought "You know what it's time but I'll wait for a few more minutes"

Fwhip: If you were a song, you'd be the best single on the album

Sausage: You remind me of a magnet because you sure are attracting me over here

*He moves closer to Fwhip*

Fwhip: I'm going to have to ask you to leave, you're making everyone else in here look bad

Sausage: Eddie told me not to talk to strangers, but I'll make an exception for you

*He winks and Fwhip blushes*

Fwhip: It's a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out

Sausage: I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away

Fwhip: Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future (Well technically yes)

Sausage: Your hand looks lonely. Can I hold it for you?

*He holds Fwhip's hand*

Fwhip: I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?

Sausage: Is your name Google? Because you're everything I've been searching for

Fwhip: Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?

Sausage: To quote the poet Katy Perry, "You make me feel like I'm living a teenage dream."

Fwhip: Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Sausage: Did your license get suspended for driving all those guys crazy?

Fwhip: Are you a broom? Because you've swept me off my feet

Sausage: Do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knee falling for you

Fwhip: I'm learning about important dates in history, wanna be one of them?

Sausage: Do you play soccer? Because you look like a keeper

Fwhip: You can delete the dating app now, I'm here

Sausage: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see

Fwhip: Wanna touch my shirt? It's made of boyfriend material

Sausage: Aren't you tired? From running through my mind all day?

Fwhip: Are you a parking ticket? You've got fine written all over you

Sausage: They say dating is a numbers game, so can I get yours?

Fwhip: Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest

Sausage: Know what's on the menu today? Me 'n u

Fwhip: I'm new in town, can I have directions to your house?

Sausage: Wow, I've been blinded by your beauty. I'll need your name and number for insurance purposes

Fwhip: Insurance purposes?

Sausage: Of course

Fwhip: Well then, I'm not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together

Sausage: Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you

Fwhip: I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already has

Sausage: Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on earth has clearly never stood next to you

Fwhip: You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache

Sausage: How can I plan our wedding if I don't have your number?

Fwhip: Thinking a little too early love?

Sausage: Hm? I don't think so?

Fwhip: You've got everything I've been looking for, and trust me, I've been looking for a long time

Sausage: Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas this year?

Fwhip: Go right ahead love!

Sausage thought "Soon Sausage, a few more minutes"

Fwhip: On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need

Sausage: Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world

Fwhip: I think someone must have stolen the stars and put them in your eyes

Sausage: You know what you'd look beautiful in? My arms

Fwhip: Hm? You think?

*Sausage nods*

Fwhip: The sparkle in your eye is so bright, the sun and stars must be jealous

Sausage: I think I saw you on Spotify, as the hottest single of the year

Fwhip: When God made you, he was really just showing off

Sausage: Not to be dramatic, but I think you're the answer to my prayers

Fwhip: Something's wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off of you

Sausage: Can I borrow your phone? I need to call Santa Perla and tell her I've found a missing angel

Fwhip: My friends bet me I couldn't chat up the hottest guy in the bar. Want to use their money to buy some more drinks?

Sausage: You must be a talented thief, because you managed to steal my heart from all the way over here

Fwhip: I mean I am

Sausage: You certainly are

Fwhip: Can we take a picture together? I want to show my mom what my next boyfriend looks like

Sausage: I have a question and need a man's advice

Fwhip thought "Oh I know"

Fwhip: Okay, what's up?

Sausage: If I see a really cute guy, should I just go talk to himor is that too direct?

Fwhip: You should talk to them!

Sausage: Hi, I'm Sausage

Fwhip: Well then hi I'm Fwhip

Sausage thought "Okay now"

Sausage: If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I'll give it right back

*Fwhip blushes*

Fwhip: I um

*He grabs his face and kisses him*

Joel: GAY!

Scott: GAY!

Shelby: GAY!

*They pull away*

Gem: God dammit! Let them kiss

Sausage: I'm not even surprised

Gem: Sorry about that Sausage sorry bro

*She pulls them away*

Fwhip: That was awkward

Sausage: So can I kiss you again?

Fwhip: Alright

Author's Note:
Did I google these? Why yes, if that wasn't obvious

Why? Bc I don't know how to write pick up lines, I thought that was really obvious

Am I judging myself for it? Why yes why wouldn't I, not a lot tho

Why? Bc I'm so fucking tired of everything mostly about school and stupid homework

Do I feel bad for barely updating? Yes I'm very sorry :(

Also Keralis!