* Let me introduce you to BOTW Link. You know, that coworker who is always hungry.

*I mean always hungry.

*"I get hangry if I don't eat by noon."

*Catch his belly rumbling during a silent board meeting.

*Which he'll laugh off.

*However he is not laughing on the inside.

*Thinking of leaving your lunch in the employee fridge?

*Think again bitch!

* BOTW Link has no boundaries. The boy is like Yogi Bear snatching up picnic baskets.

*That dude that reheats his fish in the microwave and stinks the break room up? Guess who!

*OOT Link does not understand why BOTW Link receives so much praise for his contributions.

*ALTTP Link gently reminds OOT about how he kind of stole some of his ideas and made them his own.

*In which he vehemently denies it.

*But BOTW Link is good at multitasking.

*He just needs to get off the goddamn phone.

*If he's not taking selfies he's showing people his weekend kayaking trip.

* And yes, no one cared.

*He also has a penchant for not following the dress code.

*Which he thinks OOT Link is secretly salty about.

"I like cheese."- BOTW Link probably.