Graystripe:
Oh look who just came back
From the corner of irrelevance
This crazy old hag and her freaky failed romance

Silverstream:
Must be fun to sit up there and watch your lover age
Cause someone here couldn't make it past the very first page
You're overrated

Graystripe:
Your love story is exaggerated
Caught between your Clans and kin is something not so sacred

Silverstream:
We both sacrificed so much to show our little ones we cared
I don't even think your kits knew of your selfish love affair

Graystripe:
Now darling
It's not their fault they made some bad decisions
No disrespect now Bluestar
I just have one more addition
If I'm not mistaken you two were the first to break tradition

Silverstream:
Ha!
I bet the birds had a nice view of their awkward position

Bluestar:
Youngsters these days
They think they have it together
They have quite the attitude
Cause they know we did it better
I don't recall being such a spoiled brat in my day
I wouldn't throw a hissy fit if things don't go my way

Oakheart:
You always possess
Such an elegant quality
Sophisticated in a way these goons will never be
In what world do you leave your kits to grow up without their parents?
He might be hot but he's surely not good with common sense

Bluestar:
Four deputies
Two leaders
Do you think you can top us?
We're a family of nobility
Nobody can stop us

Oakheart:
And hey now Gray
Tell me who was that queen
You picked up knocked up the second Silver left the stream?

Silverstream:
It's funny how you have the situations all switched
Cause it was Blue who lost her lover when you got yourself squished

Bluestar:
It's a shame
And here I thought you had some potential
But when it comes to being useful seems you lack the credentials

Graystripe:
Slow down there Blue
There's no need to get feisty
Aren't the leaders the ones who should be speaking politely?

Bluestar:
Oh sorry
I forgot you spent some time on the road
You might need to brush up on the Warrior Code

Oakheart:
Well I can't exactly blame ya for taking that vacation
You weren't always the best
At resisting temptation
Bluestar
My love
This is where we must depart
But
Always know that our kits possess true and loyal hearts

Silverstream:
My only regret
Is that I couldn't survive
To see all of our kits make it to RiverClan alive

Bluestar:
Clan over kin
I know I made the right decision
To serve my Clan well
Was always my ambition

Graystripe:
Uh..guys?

Millie:
Heeeeeyy!

WHO WON!? WHO'S NEXT?! YOU DECIDE