I was sitting on the couch with Mettaton watching old reruns of his old shows. "Oh my, this is a blast from the past..." He crossed his arms. "That rectangular shape didn't fit me at all." Mettaton chuckled as I looked at him. I was still kind of mad at Mettaton for telling Papyrus that I'm dating Sans. I looked back at the TV to see the old version of Mettaton cracking jokes.

"That's it! My darling," Mettaton looked at me after getting up and striking another dramatic pose. "How would you like to see Sans crack a few jokes at Grillby's? Just for you?!" I blushed again. "Mettaton, how would he do it just for me?"

"Oh darling, I could have Grillby ask him!"

"Well, he's at Grillby's right now actually, so..." Mettaton hugged me after I stated that. "BRILLIANT DARLING! We could go right now! We can even take Papy and Frisk! Hmhmhm~" He ran upstairs to knock on Papyrus' room door. "HELLO? OH, IT'S YOU METTATON!"

"Ton-Ton!" I heard Frisk's voice. "Darlings~ We're going to Grillby's!"

"B-BUT METTATON! THE GREASE! A-AND THE-"

"Papy, honey, wouldn't you love to spend some time with me?" Mettaton said to Papyrus "W-WELL IF YOU PUT IT THAT WAY, I GUESS SO! COME ON FRISK, TO GRILLBY'S!" I saw Papyrus holding Frisk's hand while walking down the stairs, Mettaton following. "COME ON (Y/N) HUMAN! GRILLBY'S AWAITS!" I giggled. "You're starting to sound a lot like Sans."

"MY LAZY BROTHER? GAH! I'M NO AS LAZY AS HIM THOUGH! LET'S JUST GO!" Papyrus dragged me and Frisk out of the door, Mettaton shutting it.

{Sans' Point of View.}

I was sitting at a barstool at Grillby's waiting for the food I had to get. I looked over the counter to suddenly see Mettaton whispering something to Grillby. He nodded, then Mettaton hurried and started whispering to everyone else, most of them cheered silently and kind of giggled and said something back. Then, I heard the front door open and saw familiar figures.

(y/n), Papyrus, and Frisk? What were they doing here? They barely go here! Monsters by the back corner left a table and went to the other side of the restaurant, and one of them brought another table to it. They had someone about my size stand on it and said it would work. what's happening? I thought to myself. it kinda looks like a stage of some sort... "Now my darlings~" There was a spotlight on Mettaton. Since when were there spotlights?

"Get ready for the best comedy show in the underground!" Everyone started clapping. Seriously? Mettaton is going to host his own comedy show in Grillby's right now? "Now here comes everyone's favorite comedian, Sans!" My heart skipped a beat. "u-uh, me?"

"Yes you silly!" Mettaton winked. "Go get 'em! Ahmhmh~" He put me on the table, having me hold the microphone. I scanned the room as everyone cheered, my eyes landing on (y/n). Ooh, I want to impress her so badly... but how? Suddenly it got quiet, monsters waiting for me to speak.

"well, how about that sudden shift? restaurant to comedy show. i guess you guys were hungry for some jokes and stuff." The audience laughed and clapped and I saw Papyrus facepalm. "anyways, as a comedian i think i should tell stories?" They cheered again. "hehehe. okay."

["HUMANS USE TIMESKIPS RIGHT? THIS IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE GREAT PAPYRUS! NEYHEHEH!"]

After the story, I started telling puns and cracking jokes. Papyrus was still the only one who groaned. All of a sudden, I pointed to (y/n). "you there!" I said playfully and she giggled. And suddenly without any warning I said, "i think i have a boner because of you." The audience started laughing, and I realized what I had said. (y/n)'s face was a deep crimson as I dropped the microphone and walked out in embarrassment.

oh god I hope she doesn't see me in a bad way now...