So every year, like a few months before I fly out, my dad texts me and asks what I need for my month out there. So he asks me yesterday.

I told him that I usually sleep with a body pillow to give my back support. Aaaaand so I don't roll off the bed at night.

So he said he'd look into it.

Today, he says he bought the actual pillow, and he's letting me choose the pillow case. I can have at least two for when they have to alternate being washed.

He also sent me some suggestions, quote, "I know you like Overwatch a lot, so what about these two?":

Bear in mind that my dad is in his 40s and hates the fact that I'm friends with boys.

I... Um... Where do I go with this? 😨

Goddammit I'm getting those stupid chills again just looking at them.

I mean, is this a thing normal girl's' dad's do? Encourage their 16 year old to get a body pillow case with a picture of a guy pulling their pants down on it?

I, um... I'm gonna go sit in the corner.