Y'all are about to hate me but after watching freaking The Real Ghostbusters I've finally got my freaking list

OKAY. OKAY. I KNOW YOU'RE PISSED. PUT THE PITCHFORKS AWAY. I SHALL EXPLAIN.

Starting with 10:

I'm sorry, but that doesn't seem okay. I mean, if the Paladins were to return to Earth and Pidge were dating, IT WOULDN'T BE LEGAL FOR BABY JESUS' SAKE (If you knew the inside joke you would understand).

9.

Eh...... Drift is my bae... eh.........................................................................

8.

I can't be the only one who saw zero chemistry with this.

7. 

I REALIZE IT DOESN'T HAPPEN (At least I don't think so) BUT GET OVER IT I CAN'T STAND IT WHEN NARUTO'S ALL "Don't Worry Sakura I'll make everything o.k." AND HER ASS IS STILL HUNG UP ON FREAKING SASUKE

6.

THERE HASN'T EVEN BEEN FOOTAGE YET AND Y'ALL SHIPPIN. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!

5.

If you've seen the show,

THIS DOES NOT WORK. I'm not against Gay relationships, I have a few friends that are gay. But I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS. You got one guy who's a little too stuck up, and with the other guy, It's like HE HAS NO FREAKING EMOTIONS. HOW DOES THIS WORK?

If you haven't,

GET WITH THE PROGRAM IT'S ON NETFLIX.

4.

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Just Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Foxy freaking KILLS HIM WHENEVER HE ISN'T WATCHING THE WEST FREAKING HALL. HOW AND WHY? PLEASE TELL ME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

3.

... I wrote an X Reader. So I support the ship with the reader.

2.

EW WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

1.5.

Okay. I GET IT. IN THE G1 SERIES OPTIMUS HAD THIS HUGE PANIC ATTACK AND HIS MAIN PRIORITY WAS SAVING HER LIFE. I GET IT.

BUT COME ON PEOPLE. THERE WAS NOTHING ELSE AFTER THAT. THERE WAS NO OTHER MENTION OF HER IN THE LATER SERIES (Besides TFA but I never really watched that) SO HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SHIP IT IF YOU DON'T BACK IT UP?

1.

..... Janine. Go with Louis. Just... Just go with Louis. And stay with Louis. Please. I'm tired of you crying and going to Egon every five seconds. I MEAN HOLY GOD HIS FACE EVERY TIME IS LIKE WTF YOU DOING WOMAN. AND SHE LITERALLY HAD SEX WITH LOUIS IN THE FREAKING MOVIE.

AND DON'T REMIND ME OF EXTREME GHOSTBUSTERS. BELIEVE ME. I KNOW.

JUST... JUST GO WITH LOUIS. AND STAY WITH LOUIS. Y'ALL LOOKED SO CUTE IN THE MOVIE. SO JUST CALL LOUIS YOUR SOUL MATE AND GET YO ASS GOIN'.

Also that Extreme Ghost Busters was a bit of a bust. Just sayin.

Please don't kill me for these. I would like to finish my stories before I die.