Idiot: Oh, I'm the biggest Percy Jackson fan ever!

Fangirl: That's awesome! Which was your favorite book?

Idiot: Uh.... The... Titan's.... Labyrinth? Or The... Sea of Neptune!

Fangirl: *suspicious* Mmm... Do you mean The Titan's Curse, The Battle of the Labyrinth, The Sea of Monsters, or The Son of Neptune.

Idiot: Oh, um, all of the above!

Fangirl: *not playing this game* Who's your godly parent?

Idiot: I'm a child of Artemis/Hera [pick one that suits your fancy]!

Fangirl: *amused chuckle*

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