Idiot: It's just a book.

HP Fangirls: ....

PJO/HOO Fangirls: ....

Basically Every Fangirl: ....

5 Minutes Later-

Idiot: HELP!!!

HP Fangirls: *chasing him with wands* AVADA KEDAVRA!!

PJO/HOO Fangirls: *chasing him with pens and coins* GET HIM!!

Basically Every Fangirl: *chasing him with something related to their fandom* IMA KILL YOU!!!

Adult: *sees this* What's going on here?

Idiot: I said that it was just a book and they-

Adult: *shaking head* Haven't you learned anything? NEVER, and I mean, NEVER say to a fangirl's face that it is just a book. Take him away, girls.

Idiot: NOOOOOOOOO!!