Everyone said that in life nothing's really permanent, in just a few seconds everything can change without you noticing it. But I think that was wrong. We notice changes in our lives is just that we don't give a 'damn' about those small chances because we think that it will never affect our lives. Until we realize that it was too late, our life changes big time and all you have to do is accept it whether you like it or not.

It's really annoying that you have to accept those changes even if you don't want it. Even you just want to have a normal life. In my case, I'm still pissed off in everything that makes my life like this. I mean, I just slept that night single and then I woke up in the next day having a husband. And take note, my husband is the person I hate the most. I sigh as I stare the entire surroundings - Natsu and I finally arrived in our destination ten minutes ago.

My back is now aching after the ten fucking hours drive inland. Can you imagine that?

Anyway, for those who haven't visited this place, I just want you to know a small thing about Vigan City, Ilocos Sur. This place is a World Heritage Site in that it is one of the few Hispanic towns left in the Philippines, and is well known for its cobblestone streets, and a unique architecture that fuses Philippine and Oriental building designs and construction with colonial European architecture.

How do I know this? Of course, I asked Mr. Google about it.

Another trivia about me, I don't know about architecture. But anyway, everything that Mr. Google said is legit - I think the people of the Philippines that live here really preserve this place. "Lucy?" I heard Natsu call me for my back so I turn my head and gave him a quizzical look. He shook his head and then smile, I frown, what was that? He's being weird again.

"Are we going to stay in a hotel? I think we need to check in. I'm fucking tired Natsu" I said.

"No, we will stay in one of the vacation house of your cousin."

I frown "How did you know that we will stay there? My cousin never mentions it."

"Baby, your cousin mentions it before we arrived at the airport." I frown went deeper as I stare on his face. "I think you were pre-occupied that time."

Am I?

I'm about to say something when someone clears her throat in front of us. She had a shoulder-length hair, a pair round chocolate eyes, a cute pointed nose, and a thin lip--- I frown when she raised her hands like she knows what I am thinking. "I know I'm pretty cute but please don't describe me. I don't want to reject anyone and break their hearts," she says. My mouth parted about what she had said. I mean, is she can hear my thoughts or something? What this girl name anyway? Why she is suddenly come out of nowhere? Running her fingers through her hair "My name is Kimberly Joy Garcia; I'll be your tour guide in your entire stay in the Philippines. Any more question?"

Natsu and I were about to speak when she continues "No, I won't try to get in your husband's pants since I have my boyfriend though your husband is handsome and hot my boyfriend is hotter" she laughs naughtily like she remembered something "Anyway, yes, your cousin paid me about this. No, the rest house is not near. Another no, we won't take another hour going there. And yes we are about to go." she said smiling widely. "So shall we go?"

"Aren't you going to ask us if we have a further question?" Natsu said as he picked our stuff.

The girl flipped her hair as smile naughtily to us "If you will ask me about anything about SPG stuff then I will give you the best book that will help you."

"SPG stuff?" I questioned.

Her small lips form into small 'o' as she looks on me shook is really visible on her eyes "Are you a virgin?"

My eyes got widen when I heard what she had asked me, and from that moment I swear - I never been humiliated in my entire life, not at this moment. The entire tourist that heard her question look on me with those shock eyes and some are trying to stop their laugh. I clench my fist as I feel that my blood goes up in my face - I know I'm blushing too hard that I wanted to kill this lady in front of me but... again, I still remind myself not to be a murderer. I inhale sharply trying to calm my nerves before I say "Just answer my freaking question, please." I said emphasizing the word 'please'.

"Uhm... sex stuff, "she said. I know my face is totally red right now "I just used the word 'SPG stuff' because I can't bluntly say 'I'll give a book about sex' right?"

"Can I know what kind of book is that?" I heard Natsu said.

"The Kama Sutra." she said proudly, "I think you knew that book."

Before Natsu answers her - I clear my throat to get their attention "Can we stop talking about it." I'm not really sure why our topic is about 'sex' I mean, do normal people talked about it in the broad daylight? For me no, it's a big no.

Natsu and Kimberly frown like I say something weird "Why we need to stop talking it, baby?" obviously? It's not a normal thing to talk about it.

"Sex is a normal thing to do in life. So we can talk about it" she smiles widely as she continues "everywhere, anywhere."

Natsu gave her a salute and the girl did it too. Fuck -_- I think, our tour guide will also give me a headache -_- I can sense that they have the same brain wavelength of this guy beside me. -_-

As in great! I'll be crazy after this tour because of them.