Chanyoel: that's much better I have fire on my butt.
Suho: umm chanyoel I don't think that's comfortable for you.
Chanyoel: what do you mean? Oh yeah your right! Heeeeeeeelp!!! MY BUTTS ARE ON FIRE!!!!!!!
Suho: well that's a spiff!

2nd crack
Luhan: I'm a little little little deer!
Tao: you don't look that little to me.
Luhan: WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU PANDA?!??
Tao: not scared.
Luhan: oh yeah?
Moments later
*punch punch punch punch*
Tao: okay okay I'm scared!! Please don't kill me!!!
Luhan that's what I thought!

3rd crack
sehun: PLEASE LUHAN DONT LEAVE!!!!!
Luhan: what are you talking about? I'm not gonna leave
Sehun what do you mean?
Luhan: I'm just gonna poop my butts out and then come back!
Sehun:.........I'm broked