"Where are you from?"

"Neverlands."

"No, seriously."

"I am actually a unicorn with an incredibly realistic human voice."

"Dude, stop."

"I am from Jordan."

"Where is that?"

"Middle east. Somewhere your geography teacher should have mentioned in your childhood."

"And you're a native Arabic speaker?"

"Yes."

"How do I say 'bye' in Arabic?"

"Easy. it's : ana bahebak."

"Anna baheebak?"

"Yeah, kinda."

"Okayy. anna baheebak."

"Goodbye."

** just for reference :: ana bahebak means i love you :)