https://youtu.be/2b0bJ3x05-w

*first 5*

Erza: Lucy who are you talking to?

Natsu: yeah it's a little weird

Lucy: IT DOESNT MATTER AND WHY WERE YOU IN MY HOUSE TO BEGIN WITH??!!

>:(

Natsu: I said we were being friendly!

Gray: yeah Lucy chill

Natsu: was that a pun?

Gray: stfu

Natsu: im betting that was Lucy's writing

Erza: well Lucy, you could be a bit nicer eventhough they did come unannounced.

Lucy: Hmph

Natsu: Have you met Lucy, Erza?

Lucy: RUDE!!

Yukino: LUCY YOU HAD 3 GOLD KEYS WHEN YOU JOINED FAIRY TAIL? THATS AWESOME!!

Lucy: YEP!

Laxus: Is there a time when thier not thinking about food?

All but Happy and Natsu: Nope

Natsu: Yes, actually. I think about Fairy Tail and Fights too!

Gray: Dont hurt your self thinking too much

Erza: shush i want to see Lucy make the contract with the spirit!

Gratsu: Yes ma'm

*next 5*

Erza: THAT WAS AMAZING

Gray: You two need to work on your whispering skills

Natsu: Shut it

Lucy: Why am i friends with Natsu again

Natsu: RUDE

Erza: HES SOOO CUTE!!!

Lucy: I KNOW RIGHT wait, are you talking about Natsu or the spirit

Natsu: I hope its the spirit

Gray: I would be disturbed if it was Natsu she was talking about.

Erza: the spirit of course! Although Natsu can be cute

Gray: when

Natsu: uhhhhh what

Levy: MOVING ON

Lucy: that was evil of you Natsu, but i forgive you!

Natsu: Sorry, Lucy!

Erza: BE EXICITED LUCY! THIS IS A JOB! ONE OF YOUR FIRST!!

Lucy: no thank you

Gray: I dont think Lucy is gonna make the cut anyways

Lucy: RUDE!!

Mira: I still can't belive it got raised to two million jewl

Natsu: Just wait till we find out

Laxus: every complement comes with an insult when it comes to natsu

Gray: tru

Lucy: im used to it by now

*next 5*

Natsu: hell i forgot that lucy was being kinkier than Erza for that job

Lucy: I beg your PArdon?

Erza: Nobody in the guild is kinkier than me

Happy: NATSU IS SECRETLY REALLY KINKY!

Natsu: HAPPY, WHY DO YOU BETRAY MEEEE??

Laxus: Hehe

All: oh god

Levy: and i thought Gajeel was kinky

Gajeel: IM NOT KINKY

Levy: Yeah, im looking through natsu's stuff-

Natsu: HEY

Erza: Yes natsu, thats the best idea to not say anything to lucy about it while badly whispering

Carla: again with the food!

Lucy: Oh yeah, Yukino! i got another golden key from this job!

Yukino: Luckyyy! Witch one?!

Lucy: you'll see

Natsu: lucy that revenge is lame and gross

Gray: very gross

Erza: and Lame

Lucy: ugh shut it

*next 5*

Gray: did i hear that right

Did They say V-

Juvia: shhhh dont ruin the surprise gray-sama!

All but natsu,Lucy and Happy: NATSU FOUND IT????

*next 5*

Levy: LISTEN UP PYRO, BURN THAT BOOK AND I WILL END YOU! 

Gajeel: she's serious

Natsu: i know

Natsu: Yeah im not a dam liar lucy

Lucy: LET ME READ IT FIRST

Levy: YOU BETTER LET HER READ IT

Mira: i suggest that, its in best for your health

Erza: KICK THIER SORRY ASSES NATSU

natsu: HAHAH YOU BET

*last 5*

Erza: well thier  toast

Wendy: not very strong if a wing attack can take them down

Guildarts: yeah LOSERSSS

Sting: did you make him absorb it on purpose?

NAtsu: Yes

Erza; Probobly not

Natsu: HEYY I DID I NOTICED THAT BEFORE!!

Lucy: what ever you say!

*next episode*

https://youtu.be/dz-_4jUlbag

*10 minutes in*

Cancer: finally i make an appernce, baby!

Lucy: yeah you do!

Natsu: so, how did you unscramble it?

Lucy: WAIT AND FIND OUT!!

All but lucy, natsu and gray: VIRGO??

Virgo: Im sorry for causing you so much trouble, princess

Lucy: Its okay, Virgo!

Virgo: Do you wish to punish me?

Lucy: No

Laxus: *grumbling about Grandmagic games and how he didnt get his payment*

Natsu: is wittle waxus wup sweat?

Laxus: stfu

Natsu: okay, laxitive!

Laxus: *double middle fingers while sipping beer*

Erza: did a roar seriously take down virgo

Virgo: Im not as strong as i am now, plus that form is much weaker

Natsu: Oh man i get having weak forms

Wendy: hmph mine are weaker!

Cheila: Wendy, dont discredit your self!

Wendy: okay!

*Last  5*

Erza: I FINALLY MAKE AN APPEARENCE

Gray: Natsu, your not an embaressment to the guild i take that back *mumbling*

Natsu: what was that? *heard it*

Gray: I said your an embaressment to the guild

Levy: Natsu is just a childish person in general gray

Gray: yeah ive noticed

Lucy: is no one gonna mention  lullaby 

Natsu: we already know what happens

Juvia: YEAH WELL GAJEEL, WENDY AND I DON'T ALONG WITH ALL THE OTHERS WHO WERENT THERE

Erza: hmm i wonder how they will react

Natsu: not good