Luna-Hey everyone

Blake-why am i here

Aretha-.......

Leora-whats wrong with Aretha i'm scared 

Candy-me to 

Luna-sory we have been absent with coming back from travailing and school well we get kind of busy 

Aretha.........

Luna-Aretha whats wrong you scaring everyone 

Aretha-i'm mad 

Luna-why

Aretha-i'm reading this book called matched and I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY  THEY DON'T HAVE A MOVIE YET 

Galaxy-really

Aretha-I"TS SO FRUSTRATING THE FANDOM MUST GO ON 

Hunter-oh god 

Alessandra-let's start with the dares I GO FIRST 

Luna-okay

Alessandra-I dare Gray to propose to Juvia 

Mira-*hugs her* you are awesome you know that 

Alessandra-yep

Luna-*summons Gray and Juvia*

Gray-oh god were back here every time were here i have to kiss Juvia

Juvia-JUVIA IS HAPPY AND READY TO KISS GRAY-SAMA
Candy-things are a little bit different to day 

Juvia-Juvia doesn't understand 

Alessandra-GRAY YOU HAVE TO PROPOSE TO JUVIA

Gray-0_0

Juvia-FINALLY THIS DAY HAS COME*changes into a wedding dress*

Gray-do i hav-

Aretha-DO IT NOW
Gray-FINE Juvia

Juvia-YES GRAY-SAMA

Gray-w-will you um marr-

Juvia-YES YES YES *jumps on Gray and starts kissing him*

Mira-Guriva is now cannon i repeat cannon

Hunter-who are you talking to 

Mira-the shipping army

HUnter-okay

Alessandra-i had one more

Luna-okay go 

Alessandra-Zeref and Maivs have to play seven minuets in heaven

Hunter-WHAT
*Alessandra shoves Mavis and Zeref in to the closet*

*Hunter presses her face to the door trying to listen*

*in the closet*

Mavis-........

Zeref-........

Mavis-.....hi?

Zeref-hi

Mavis-so ........ how are things with you and Hunter-chan

Zeref-their good what about you and the guild 

Mavis-the guild is a lot of fun yesterday Natsu and Gray were fighting and a table hit Aretha in the face she dropped kick them both i was hilarious 

Zeref-*laughs* i can see that happening

Mavis-then they flew back onto Erza-sans cake oh god she went mad then Blake headbutted Elfman

Zeref-wow the guild is very lively 

Mavis-yep it's not the same with out their daily brawls 

Hunter-TIMES UP *grabs Zeref*

Mavis-clam down Hunter-chan all we did was talk 

Hunter-*eye's her suspiciously* sure

Aretha-who's next

Hunter-ME
Candy-okay go 

Hunter-i dare Aretha to tell me why she hates Percy so much

Aretha-well he is water and i'm fire figure it out 

Luna-that's not it tell them what happend

Aretha-NO

Luna-YES

Aretha-NO

Luna-YES

Aretha-NO

Luna-NO

Aretha-YES

Luna-HA

Aretha-DAMN IT FINE so last summer we went camping and it was 10 i the moring and i was still asleep he tried to wake me up and i set his tent on fire and he threw me into the river and HE KNOWS I HATE WATER AND CAN'T SWIM

Hunter-why didn't you wake up though

Aretha-you idiot brother is a sleep talker 

Hunter-he is

Aretha-you have no idea

Hunter-and i have one more dare Aretha and Luna fight

Luna-ummm are you sure 

Aretha-i might kill her if i fight her 

Luna-no you wont 

Aretha-don't lie i am stronger than you

Luna-oh really then FIGHT ME 

Aretha-SURE

*Luna teleports everyone o the field*

Blake-we need a clean fight so weapons no magic

Aretha-why 

Blake-Aretha you would destroy everything in a 10 mile radius 

Aretha-thats fair

*Luna takes our her giant scythe and Aretha gets out her twin katanas* 

Luna-ready

Aretha-HELL YA

*the two girls clash blades*

*Aretha manages to scratch her cheek wile Luna her arm*

*Luna takes the chance Aretha is distracted and lunges at her*

*Aretha is unable to doge or block and gets hit in her leg*

Aretha-AHHHH NOW YOU'VE DONE IT

*Aretha takes her sword and thrusts them as Luna doges but Aretha whips around and hits her nokking her weapon out of her hand *

Aretha-Looks like i win

Luna-not so fast
*Luna takes the chance to knock away Aretha's swords and punches her across the face sending her flying into a tree*

Aretha-AHHHHHHHH

*Aretha gets up*

Luna-where did you go you can forfeit if you wan-huh- AHHHHHHHHH

*Aretha dropkicks her into a wall and she passes out*

Aretha-*blows hair from her face*told ya i would will

*Candy and Blake drag Luna to the infirmary*

Aretha-*smirks* looks like its my turn to take over the dares

Mira-oh god this is going to be fun

Aretha-we have a dare from The_Guitar_Here thanks for the dare the first one is dare Hunter to kiss Zeref in front of Mavis

Hunter-^_^ sure 

Aretha-are you still jealous from when they were in the closet together 

Hunter-NO

*Hunter grabs Zeref and kisses him*

Mavis-¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Mira-you don't feel anything

Mavis-they like each other i don't care

Aretha- and there is one other dare Lucy has to stand up in front of the hole guild in a maid outfit and tell them Natsu groped her Luna teleport us to the guild 

*in the guild as Lucy is about to walk in she is garbed by Aretha*

Aretha-HI

Lucy-OH GOD NO
Luna-sorry Lucy but you gotta do this dare 

Lucy-*groan* what is it

Aretha-nothing really just stand up in front of the whole guild and tell them Natsu grouped you

Lucy-HELL NO

Aretha-Lucy if you don't do it i swear to God i will burn your book

Lucy-*gasp* you wouldn't

Aretha-try me

Lucy-FINE

Alexandra-*hands Lucy maid outfit*

*Lucy puts on a miad outfit and stands up in front of the guild* 

Lucy-0/////0 NATSU GROPED ME 

Everyone in the guild-0_0

Every guy in the guild-NATSU YOU BASTARD 

*They all start chasing Natsu*

*Luna teleports them back to her house*

Luna-now we have dares from madgirl2868 and CoolCream1232 we will be combing the dares first we will be doing some by madgirl2868 the first one is Natsu has to slow dance with Lucy 

*Lucy and Natsu are teleported there*

Lucy-oh god now what

Natus-f-finally a-away f-from them

Leora-well your dares aren't even far from over 

Lucy-WHY ME
Luna-calm down you and Natsu just need to slow dance

Lucy-thats if

Mira-yep *whispers* for now

*Luna plays music and Lucy and Natsu begin to slow dance*

Lucy-OWWW Natsu stop steping on my foot

NAtsu-sorry i don't know how to dance 

Lucy-we taught you to before

Natsu-I DONT REMEMBER 
Lucy-WELL REMEMBER
Mira-this was supposed to be a cute moment but Natsu as usual ruined it 

Luna-Next dare 

Aretha-next dare from madgirl2868 Gajeel has to call levy shrimp 24 times 

*Summons Levy and Gajeel*

Levy-hey guys

Gajeel-where the hell are we 

Levy-be nice you know them 

Gajeel- i do 

Levy-*face palms* they are team Mythxis 

Gajeel-OOOOHH

Levy-idiot

Gajeel-whatever shrimp

Levy-don't call me that

Gajeel-shrimp shrimp shrimp

Levy-stop it you-

Gajeel-shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp

Levy-Gajeel i swear-

Gajeel-shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimps shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp 

Levy-if you say it one more time-

Gajeel-shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shri-*gets hit in the face with levy's purse *

Levy-*continues to hit him with her purse*DIE 

Luna*sweatdrop* wow they all ready completed the dare 

Hunter-time to send them back for now

Luna-*teleports them back to the guild*

Aretha-time from the next dare again from madgirl2868 Juvia and Gary locked int he closet together 

Alessandra-oh god poor Gray

*Luna summons them*

Gray-NO I"M BACK HERE AGAIN

Juvia-JUVIA IS HAPPY TO BE BACK 

Galaxy-*shoves them into a closet* stay there 

Gray-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Juvia-YAY JUVIA HAS GRAY-SAMA TO HER SELF

Gray-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*Close locked and magic proof*

Aretha-next dare-

Luna-how long are they supposed to be in the there

Aretha-till Mira says they can leave 

Mira-they will be here for a long time*smiles*

Galaxy-next dare what is it Aretha

Aretha-I dare sting and Yukino to kiss for two whole hours! Or at least ten minutes! 

Galaxy- i think two hour is a long time 

Luna-*summons Sting and Yukino*

Yukino-Hello Luna-sama 

Sting-hey

Hunter-you two kiss now 

Yukino-0///////0 w-w-what

Alessandra-HUNTER 

Hnuter-what there gonna have to do it any way  

Sting-w-what are y-you talking about
Luna-its a dare you two have do it its a dare from you many many fans
Sting-no way i wont kiss her
Luna- why not
Sting-i dont want to
Luna-is there something wrong with her
Sting-NO i didn't say that she is awesome
Luna-THEN WHY WONT YOU KISS HER 

Sting-FINE I WILL*grabs Yukino and kisses her*

*Mira causally taking pictures in the background*
Hunter-wow how did you do that
Luna-thats how i get Aretha to wake up
Hunter-oh
Alessandra-whats the next dare
Leora-Wendy and Romeo have to pretend to get married
Candy-awwwww that will be so cute
*Luna summons Wendy and Romeo*
Wendy-hello minna-san
Romeo-hello
Luna-we have a dare for you guys
Wendy-okay
Candy-you two have to pretended to get married
Romeo-what
Wendy>//////////<
Aretha-don't worry its just pretend
*Hunter Alessandra and Galaxy go drag Wendy off to find her a wedding dress*

*Wendy comes back in an cute wedding dress*

Romeo-0////////////////////////////0 u-u-u-u-m

Alessandra-whos gonna marry them 

Hunter-HAPPY

Happy-AYE Romeo do you take Wendy to be your lawfully weded wife 
Romeo-i-i do
Happy-and Wendy do you take Romeo to be you lawfully weded husband
Wendy- i d-do
Happy-YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE
*Romeo and Wendy kiss*
*Mira still taking pictures*
Mira- SO CUTE
Luna-alright next dare
Aretha-Erza and Jellal have to do whatever Mira says or have 33 kids 

Mira-i'll go with telling them what to do having 33 kids run around the gild would be kinda irritating we already have Natsu and Gray

*Luna summons Jellal and Erza*

Erza-NATSU YOU BAS- oh were here again 

Jellal-i have a bad feeling 

Luna-well you dare is you both have to do whatever Mira says

Jellal-oh god 

Mira-*smirks* lets hmmmm how about you two have to kiss everytime Happy says Aye
Erza-fine only because i never back down from a challenge
Happy-AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE
*Erza grabs Jellal and starts kissing him*
*Mira gets out a second camera and takes more pictures*
Luna-well thats all we have time for today
Blake-good i"m leaving
Aretha-if we didn't answer your dare will will get them next time
Everyone-stand bow and AYE SIR
Luna-Erza you and Jellal can stop now Happy stopped along time ago
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Thank you all for reading and i am so sorry i haven't updated in a long time i had school and got really sick but hope you like the chapter