I woke up and stretched. Today Dark, Pit and I were going to the ocean. Lady Palutena said Dark could also come because the ocean was filled with sea monsters these days and she would be guarded by her centurions this one time.

I got ready and took Poseidon's sash with me and I went to the kitchen for breakfast. Dark was already there.

"good morning." I say politely "That was some crazy magic paper huh?" I giggle at the memory. "Yup, though Lady Palutena was right about you being a tsundere." He teases with a smug look on his face. I scowl and take a tissue and started rubbing his face with it.

"What the heck are you doing?!" He snaps pulling away.

"I wanted to wipe that smirk off your face so... I did." Now it was my turn to be smug Dark takes a tissue too and looks at me and without warning wipes my face too. "What did I ever do to you?!" I wail dramatically.

"Everything!" He answers he tries to do it again but before he can I through a tissue at his face his eyes blaze with challenge and he smiles evilly. Suddenly he jumps and tackles me to the ground I yelp with surprise. My cheeks heat up at the position we are in. He starts tickling my sides.

I start laughing uncontrollably "DARK STOP!!" I squirm and writhe but its no use he's sitting on top of me.

"Am I interrupting something?"

Dark stops and we both look up to see Pit glaring at Dark. I take the chance and escape rushing behind Pit and I tattletale "He was tickling me and wouldn't stop!" I whine clutching at Pit's arm like a child.

"Pittoo it's not nice to tickle a goddess." He scolds him. "And he called me a tsundere, he also threw tissues at me and he rubbed my face with tissues too!" I complain. "Then let's make it more even shall we?" Pit smiles and looks at me. I nod and tell him "Get the tissue roll."

A minute later Dark is tied to the chair with rolls of tissue paper "Why are you doing this!?" He complains I nod to Pit and he nods back. We start tickling him.

He laughs.

"I didn't know you could laugh Dark!" I chuckle and Pit laughs.

"Ahem!"

We all look at the door once more, this time it's Lady Palutena. "What are you doing?!" she asks us shaking her head "Giving people what they deserve." is what I say. Lady Palutena rolls her eyes "Kids these days!" she says under her breath and goes away with an amused smile on her face.

"Oh yeah, I didn't have breakfast!" I remember and untie Dark. I decide on pancakes and start making the batter. "What are you making Y/N?" Pit asks me "Pancakes!" I chirp uncharacteristically happy.

"Are they good!?" He asks me smiling. "Pancakes. are. the. best. things. ever." I state. The two ask for some confused and curious about how something could be so good. I flip 9 pancakes and finally they are done.

"Hurry up you three! Don't forget you have to go to visit Poseidon today!" Lady Palutena calls out. I quickly show all three pancakes in my mouth and chew as fast as I can. Pit swallows and his eyes widen "Where has this been all my life." is all he says.

"Eh, Could be more burnt." Dark complains. We all rush to the throne room and Lady Palutena prepares to make a portal but I stop her.

"I can take us closer. I have been there many times." I explain and I focus the energy to my weapons and a portal forms. "That's new." She looks at me in surprise. "Bye! we'll be back by nightfall at the earliest!" I say to her then go through the portal, Pit and Dark hot on my heels.

I step out my feet hitting the sand with a dull thud. I see a beautiful ocean stretched across as far as the eye can see. "How are we going to get in?" Pit asks a bit scared Dark nods in agreement. I take out Poseidon's sash. It can't fit all three of us I sigh shakily knowing what I will have to do.

"Come on, take the togas off, they will slow us down." Pit obliges but Dark protests "I'd like to keep it on thank you very much!" He snaps. "Suit yourself. It's not my problem if you get dragged down to the bottom of the sea." He growls and unclips it.

Soon all of us are standing in our black rompers. I hand the two the sash and tie it around both of them and leave a gap in the middle so they can move. "What about you?" Pit asks me. I wave this off, I will be going without and will be holding my breath. I can use my scimitar of light to rush us through the sea.

"Ready?" I ask them.

They nod

"Go!"

I take a huge gulp of air determined that we'll make it and we all jump. The sea is dark and salty but I force my eyes open. I grab Pit's hand and focus my energy on the scimitar we suddenly speed up and go into the direction of the darkness.

I can feel my energy getting lower and lower but not by much. My endurance has improved, maybe because I know that I'm a god?

"You do realise you and I can talk right Pittoo?" Pit asks Dark "DON'T CALL ME THAT!!" is his yell. The two look at me "Y/N can't talk though..." Pit states, the two look at each other and smirk. I groan inwardly.

"Hey Y/N, Lady Palutena was right you are a tsundere!" Dark starts off.

"Yeah, You were so serious at first." Adds Pit

"and now you're not."

"Do you think you can eat floor ice cream now?"

"And burnt pizza?"

"How about flower crown making?"

"And teaching Pit to read?"

"Are you ok?"

"Yeah you seem tense."

I roll my eyes in annoyance 'This is going to be a long swim.' I sigh as the two keep prattling on asking me stupid questions.

AN:

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