Song- Death of a Bachelor by Panic! At the Disco

Characters- Jordan (CaptainSparklez), door

This was requested by ChocoChicken. I hope you enjoy! This was really weird to write, so I tried. 

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Do I look lonely?

I see the shadows on my face

People have told me I don't look the same

Maybe I lost weight

I'm playing hooky with the best of the best

Put my heart on my chest so that you can see it, too

I'm walking the long road, watching the sky fall

The lace in your dress tingles my neck, how do I live?

Jordan glared at the door in front of him, which continued to stay locked. "Darn it, why did I leave the key with Stampy again? I knew I should've given it to Stacy."

See, the four youtubers were doing an escape room challenge, each of them entrusting someone with the key to get out if they got stuck or the hour was up. Jordan, however, made the mistake of entrusting the key with Stampy, who lost it. Now he was stuck inside the room with nothing to do except sit and wait, so that's what he decided to do: sit and wait and stare at the door.

It was a very nice door too, very sturdy, as he had found out from trying to kick the door down earlier. A type of door his cousin Garroth would love.

Gees, Garroth and his doors. "I wonder what makes Garroth love doors so much." Jordan said, looking up at the door again. "It's just a bunch of wood."

He stood up, walking over to it and tracing his hands over the hinges and sides, which were decorated in lace.

"Still don't get what the lace is for, but it is pretty."

The death of a bachelor

Oh oh

Letting the water fall

The death of a bachelor

Oh oh

Seems so fitting for

Happily ever after (woo)

How could I ask for more?

A lifetime of laughter

At the expense of the death of a bachelor

"It's been three hours, where are they?" Jordan asked, pacing the room. He got no response, as was expected, but Jordan couldn't help but feel himself begin to slip away, mentally at least.

"Nobody here but me and a door, who could ever ask for more?" Jordan said softly, looking at the door again.

"Maybe Garroth's onto something with this whole "door romance" thing." Jordan said, tracing the cracks in the wood. "After all, a door can never leave you. Not unless you move, but still, the door is forever. Loyal, almost."

I'm cutting my mind off

Feels like my heart is going to burst

Alone at a table for two and I just wanna be served

And when you think of me am I the best you've ever had?

Share one more drink with me, smile even though you're sad

I'm walking the long road, watching the sky fall

The lace in your dress tingles my neck, how do I live?

"No, Jordan, what are you thinking?" Jordan asked himself, stepping away from the door. "Doors are not lovers."

Jordan turned away from the door, only to turn right back. "Although they could be, if you treated them right."

The death of a bachelor

Oh oh

Letting the water fall

The death of a bachelor

Oh oh

Seems so fitting for

Happily ever after (woo)

How could I ask for more?

A lifetime of laughter

At the expense of the death of a bachelor

"It could even mean the death of a bac-" Jordan was cut off by the opening of the door, Stacy and Lizzie armed with what looked like hundreds of keys while Stampy slept.

"Thanks for the save, guys! Man, I was starting to lose my mind in there."

"We could tell." Stacy said.

"We heard everything you said." Lizzie said.

Jordan blushed. "We do not talk about this. Not at all."

The girls nodded before all three of them grabbed the sleeping Stampy and moved on to the next part of their days.

The death of a bachelor

Oh oh

Letting the water fall

The death of a bachelor

Oh oh

Seems so fitting for

Happily ever after (woo)

How could I ask for more?

A lifetime of laughter

At the expense of the death of a bachelor