Fandom: Sanders Sides

AU: Child Virgil, Child Deceit (and sympathetic Deceit), & Child Roman

Ship: Patton x Logan

Type: Shitpost

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It's a normal day, like always.

Patton's in the kitchen, cleaning or preparing for meals.

Logan's in the living room, reading a book of some sort.

Virgil was also in the living room, spread across the couch scrolling through Tumblr (me).

Deceit lived with them now that he was kicked out of the Dark Sides, but he was always in his room.

Remy was off doing god knows what, Picani was watching Danny Phantom for the 100th time.

And Roman was in Imagination, challenging his 'princely skills' again.

The problem was, if Roman's in imagination then everything is more real, so goblins and trolls would be able to hurt him.

His last challenge was always the Dragon Witch, she was hard for him to defeat most of the time.

She was taken down but lived long enough for a spell to cast.

"You and two of sides shall turn back in time, remember this curse throughout your years and live as child once more." She mumbled out.

Roman rolled his eyes and went back to the main room.

"So how did it go Roman?" Patton looked at him, his usual cheerful smile planted on his cheeks.

"It went quite well! Though that Dragon Witch said something strange...it's probably nothing!" Roman plopped down on the couch, accidentally sitting on Virgil.

Said side hissed loudly and kicked Roman off the couch, he curled up in one of the corners, not looking away from his phone.

"Geez Sorry Hot Topic." Roman rolled his eyes and sat down.

The day went on and everyone eventually went to bed.

~~Morning~~

Roman woke up, he stretched and was about to get out of bed when he realized how far down the floor was, since when was the bed this high up?

He looked at his hands, since when were his hands this small?

The prince carefully climbed down and saw everything so huge around him.

Two shrieks were heard down the hall, they sounded of little kids, Roman ran to the door but couldn't reach the knob.

He tried everything when the door was eventually opened by Patton holding a child Deceit.

Deceit was whimpering and breathing heavily, he was on the verge of tears and clung onto Patton for life.

Patton picked up Roman and ran down to the main area, he set them down on the couch next to a child Virgil who was having a panic attack.

Roman, seeming to be the only one calm enough, pulled the two other sides into a hug, he whispered comforting words to the best of his ability, it seems like his ability to speak as also gone down.

The two clung onto Roman, crying and whimpering, both were scared while Roman had a hunch on what was happening.

Logan sat down at his chair, taking in a few breaths while running a hand through his hair, he was thinking of everything he could on why they were all younger now.

Patton was pacing back and fourth before running into the kitchen, probably going to stress cook.

Picani eventually came downstairs, he noticed all the panic that was happening and kneeled down in front of the kids.

Roman hugged Deceit and Virgil overprotectively.

Picani held a finger out, the other two were confused while Virgil took hold of the finger.

The therapist smiled softly and held out his arms, Virgil smiled and little and scooted closer, falling into Picani's arms.

He repeated for the other two until all of them were calmly in his arms.

Logan looked at him surprised with this talent with kids, "How did you do that?"

Picani looked at the logical trait, "Kids need a sense of protection and trust, if you hold out a hand while being their size or smaller, than they can trust you easier."

Virgil snuggled into the therapist, he closed his eyes, starting to daze off, he mumbled something before passing out though, "Papa.."

Picani smiled at that and went to his room. He transformed his room to have a few extra things.

Toys, children's books, small beds. Anything a child needs.

Virgil's bed was purple with soft blankets and stuffed animals so he could feel safe.

Deceit's bed was yellow and black with little snake stuffed animals and a blanket.

Roman's bed was red and white with a little toy crown on one post, it looked like a regal sort of bed.

Picani set all them down, Virgil snuggling into his bed, fast asleep.

Roman and Deceit needed help sleeping though, so the older side pulled over a small chair with a book, it was about a prince who had a pet snake.

The story ended with the snake being grown up into a dragon and everyone loving it while the prince found a fair maiden to be his princess.

Roman and Deceit loved the story and passed out.

Picani smiled and put the chair and book back, he turned off the lights, played a soft lullaby from a music box to keep them asleep, and left for breakfast.

Patton was amazed that Picani was so good with kids and Logan was still trying to figure out what turned them into kids.

"I used to be a baby sitter before I was a therapist!" He said cheerfully, grabbing a bowl of Lucky Charms.

"Teach me your ways." Patton whispered.

Picani smiled, "Think like the child, be the child." He took another spoonful.

Patton understood and nodded.

"But what could've changed them?"

"The Dragon Witch." Picani answered simply. "Roman was in imagination yesterday."

~~Time Skip: a few weeks~~

Logan was always trying to figure out how to turn them back for the past weeks.

Patton and Picani were taking care of them while they had adapted actual childlike features.

Virgil was the youngest so his vocabulary was limited, Picani to him was 'papa' and Patton was 'dada.'

Honestly both found it adorable, they loved the three kids and treated them like their children.

The five of them were in the living room watching TV while Deceit was playing with one of his snake stuffed animals.

"Patton, Logan, Virgil, everyone!" Thomas called out, forcing them all to come out.

Patton jumped up with Virgil in his arms.

Picani sat in Virgil's corner with Roman and Deceit.

Remy took Roman's place while Logan appeared as a mess.

Thomas looked at the three kids, "What happened with them?"

"Dwagon Witch did dis!" Roman said, he pulled a mad pouty face and crossed his arms.

Picani chuckled and bounced him a little, Roman giggling from the bouncing and having fun.

Deceit pouted because he wasn't getting attention, Picani picked him up, "Do you wanna be with Uncle Remy?"

"Uncle Wemy!" Deceit smiled widely and cheered, Picani passed Deceit to Remy.

"Is there anyway to change them back because we have to record soon." Thomas panicked a little.

Logan nodded, "I believe I have found a way but it will take a while for them to change back, by tomorrow morning they should be returned to normal."

Thomas sighed and nodded, quickly pulling out his phone and saying everywhere that there is gonna be a delay in the next video.

~~Next Morning~~

The three woke up in their normal rooms at normal age and size.

They were happy of course but couldn't shake their habits sometimes.

But everything was back to normal for the most part.

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This is already way to long with 1259 words.