Percy: Hey, Harry, guess what!

Harry: What?

Percy: I'm a half-blood!

Harry: So...?

Percy: My dad is the sea king!

Harry: So...?

Percy: I'm a prince!

Harry: So...?

Percy: I'm the HALF-BLOOD PRINCE!

Harry: yOURENOTTHEHALFBLOODPRINCEYOUIDIOTYOU

Percy: Oops...

Harry: SNAPEISTHEHALFBLOODPRINCEYOUREWRO

Percy: B-but I am...

Harry: YOUNEVERHAVEBEENANDYOUNEVERWILLBE!NE

Percy: O.o

Harry: NEVERNEVERNEVERNEVERNEVERNEV

Percy: Richard, I don't think you want to come over here right now...

Richard: But I have news!

Percy: What news?

Richard: It says in this book that I am the Half-Blood Prince!

Harry: WHAT?! NO! NONONONONONONONONO

Percy: *facepalms*