Dan: *sees a couple laughing together* "Why don't I have someone who makes me laugh like that?"

Phil: "You'll find someone like that..."

Dan: *sees a couple holding hands* "Why don't I have someone who holds my hand like that?"

Phil: "You'll find someone like that..."

Dan: *sees a couple kissing* "Why don't I have someone who kis-"

Phil: *kisses him* "Did you find that person yet?"

Dan: *blushes*