Nico: *in the infirmary because he broke his leg trying to shadow travel*

Will: *pulls back the curtain* "Hi, I'm Will-"

Nico: "Hi, I'm gay."

Will: "..."

Nico: "-briel, yeah, my name's Gabriel."

Will: "But the clipboard says that your name is Nico."

Nico: *snaps clipboard in half*

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A/N:

Me: I should really stop posting Solangelo stuff, my readers must be so annoyed.

Inner me: F*ck what they think, subject them to as many Solangelo fluff/headcanons as you want

Me: Okay