Jem Carstairs: Modern Day Mortal

Jem: *sees billboard* Who is this Victoria and why does she have a secret TESSA WHAT IS HER SECRET

Jem: TESSA WHY IS THIS SMALL BLACK RECTANGLE RINGING

Jem: TESSA LOOK AT IT ITS PERPETUALLY A GRUMPY CAT MUST HOLD IT WHY ARE YOU SO GRUMPY

Jem: I must obtain some of this "swag"

Jem: This "internet" is an utterly divine intervention I shall never get off of it

Jem: THE INTERNET IS VERY BAD TESSA DO NOT GO ONTO THE INTERNET DON'T

Jem: *hums Call Me Maybe*

Jem: Nutella? What is that give me some *tries some* THIS IS BETTER THAN THE TEMPERAMENTAL KITTY CAT

Jem: TESSA I HAVE CONJURED THE ANGRY BIRDS

Jem: *sees 3D film* IT'S GOING TO HIT ME HELP oh my goodness, Tessa did you see that it almost hit me TESSA IT'S BACK

Jem: *texts* Hello Tessa this is Jem can you see this?

Jem: Tessa can you see this it's me Jem

Jem: Teresa Grey if you do not respond I will be very angoy

Jem: angry

Jem: I meant angry Teresa

Jem: Hashtag sorry

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A/N: Jem, you're so adorable