Cheater baby!

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Alright so Where do we begin?

That's right the cheating let's go!

So most of the time it starts like this.

Y/n is working his ass off really sweating in those jeans of his killing grimm eating bacon. . .. possibly banging his girls.

But but but one day when he returns home to his dorm he hears moaning*GASP* upon opening the door he sees his girls getting POUNDED by idk team cardin or some shit.

They're moaning yadda yadda Y/n's heartbroken yang is fucking raping jaune in the corner! Let my boi gooooo!

Anyway Y/n is heartbroken he's like 'fuck you bitches i wanted to propose. I threw my ass back for money to buy wedding rings!'

Then he runs away as his hoes like chew him out or chase after him. . . . . To rape him . . Nah I'm kidding. but seriously it's dumb sometimes because the excuse is so lackluster and barely even makes sense.

Like he skedaddles off to neverland afterwards gets strong gets a new harem from a totally different franchise which i have no problem with.

But what i do have a problem with is his old girls tripping over themselves crying for forgiveness that they were manipulated.

I shit you not on several different times i read how rwby basically said team CARDINAL THOSE STUPID GLUE SNIFFERS, told them Y/n was cheating on them. . . .

Like what?!

You're telling me. . . you'd believe those faunus hating mfers over your man?! Dawg. . . . No wonder none of you have good parents.

Yang's mom is gone, her dad is depressed.  Ruby's mom got herself killed.

Weiss has shitty parents off rip.

Blake has parents supporting a terrorist group. .

Do you see where I'm getting? Lack of a father gets you to do stupid stuff. .

Anyway got off topic. .

So Y/n comes back with his new girls or something. . He's strong. . .rich. . . .pussy magnet. . .goes band for band with the schnee family. . .

Yadda yadda he gets a happy ending while his old hoes get a bad one i guess. . . Or he just forgives em. .

That's basically how the stories end.

I wouldn't care much if everybody wasn't copying the same formula with nothing really new that you haven't seen before.

If people just took time. . .used their creative brain which i know they have. . They could write something worth people investing their time and truly enjoying. . .

Most of their readers who vote these stories into the thousand votes. . . are mostly children. . Kids barely past 13 who dont really understand the situation i know i was one of them a few years ago.

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This one cheater story:

So not too long ago MrSkywalker69 and i were vibing. . .he found a very special RWBY cheater fanfic. . .i think it was prototype. . .

So let me set the setting. .  .

The reader was this gigachad right? Well in his eyes he was. . .he was fucking teachers. . . . Students. . ..i think cinder?

Well one very special night he returned from a mission he found his girls all cheating on him. . .(Who could see that coming?)  Personally if ten plus girls cheat on you. . . . I think you're just a shitty guy but alas.

He was losing his damn mind genuinely tweaking and shouting like a feral animal. Everywhere he looked his girls were cheating on him. .

Even glynda and. . .cinder? Or was it penny? Idk but they were getting taken by this one goober who was kissing em and sucking their neck and shit. .

They were ay man chill we're just having fun. . . . Skywalker and i joked that he was just off his meds and was tweaking over nothing just extremely paranoid while his girls were 'dude relax'.

Back to the story.

Homeboy was crying over how he was losing everything and then he threatened to kill the dude with his std arm blade until he got bitched out. . . .oh dear. . . .by his girls and other guy. . .

That's when me and Skywalker stopped because we couldn't handle it.

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Sith cheater story. I'll make this short.

So this one was with Skywalker Dmcsage and i.

So in a nutshell Y/n was a sith. . .the son of darth vader a prodigy among sith.

He knew all the moves. . .all the light saber forms. Now one day he went to remnant to conquer or whatever or he was just curious.

Y/n chose to become a hunstman killing grimm and earning lien typical sith stuff.

Now one day his childhood friend girlfriend came to remnant to visit and they were lovey dovey with each other. . .until Y/n falls into a coma. . . Can you guess what happened next?

Jaune rizzes her up and gets her to cheat on Y/n while he's comatose. . . . . .jaune. . . .jaune arc. . . . bitch less man. . . . beginning of series. . . .got her to cheat. . .

Wow absolutely crazy to me. . . Now obviously to make a meme which I don't have anymore. . .

Y/n ends up waking up force chokes jaune and his cheater gf was begging him to stop. Blud shows her his sith eyes and drops jaune before leaving back to papa.

That's where it left off. . .

Now this may not seem a lot to you. But if you read it. . . .it would be so packed up and crazy to you. . .






The point of all this is just rant a little i guess? Anyway thanks for reading you dont have to vote but i guess if you want more drop one.

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