Shino: Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside?

Kurumi: Not it!

Yuma: Not it!

Shino: ...Neither one of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.

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Jamie & Yuma:*Playing video games*

Nana: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?

Jamie: *silence*

Yuma: *silence*

Nana, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?

Jamie & Yuma in shame: Yeah...

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Hayami: I can't imagine what Akaya is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.

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Eiji: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Kaoru: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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Nejire: *lifting weights*

Toshie: Wow… She's so intense!

Hayami: I wonder what drives her.

Nejire, internally: Oh I am going to be SO good at giving hugs.

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Kurumi: We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city.

Shino: Well, that was entirely predictable.

Kurumi: One of them punched a gang member.

Shino: Akaya?

Kurumi: Toshie, actually.

Shino: Oh, that was going to be my second guess.

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Hayami: Can you recommend a book that'll make me cry?

Kurumi: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition.

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Yuma: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Anzu: Wasn't Toshie with you?

Toshie: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Hayami: How would you like your hair cut?

Kaoru: Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be badass.

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Eiji: *Answers phone.* Hello?

Akaya: It's Akaya.

Eiji: What did he do this time?

Akaya: No, it's me, Eiji. It's actually me.

Eiji: What did you do this time?

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Kaoru: Which movie are you and Yuma going to see tonight?

Kurumi: Oh, I always go to whichever movie Yuma wants.

Kaoru: Which one does he want to see?

Kurumi: I haven't decided yet.

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Eiji: *out cold on the ground*

Raibaru: Oh my god, do you think he's okay?!

Toshie, holding a bucket of ice water: Who cares?! *dumps all of the water on Eiji’s face*

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Toshie: There’s no “I” in team, but there is one in pizza.

Yuma: So, you’re not going to share?

Toshie: I’m not going to share.

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Akaya: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.

Nana: I think you mean cards.

Vaila: He did not.

Akaya: *pulling out knives* I did not.

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Akaya: Get in, loser, we're committing vehicular manslaughter!

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Vaila: You're violent.

Toshie: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.

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MonoNurse, tending Kaoru's wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Kaoru: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

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Vaila: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it!

Nana: Just rip the bandage off.

Vaila: It's Akaya.

Nana: Put the bandage back on.

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Yuma: Anzu, my old friend!

Anzu: I think you tried to kill me at some point.

Yuma: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.

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Raibaru: Damn, the power went out.

Kaoru: Don’t worry, I got this.

Kaoru: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

Raibaru: What-?

Kaoru: I swallowed a glow stick!

Raibaru, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

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Monokuma: What did you kids get in your yearbook?

Vaila: 'Prettiest Smile'

Kurumi: 'Nicest Personality'

Akaya: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Nejire: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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Eiji: How late were you up last night?

Kurumi & Yuma: *In tandem* Me?

Eiji: No, not you two. You stay up late all the time.

Eiji: *To Rugar* You.

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Anzu: We need a distraction.

Eiji: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Kaoru, whispering: My time has come

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Nana: So, are you two friends?

Kurumi: Yes.

Akaya: No.

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Fuyu: *Gently taps table*

Shino: *Taps back*

Raibaru: What are they doing?

Nana: Morse code.

Fuyu: *Aggressively taps table*

Shino *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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Kaoru: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

Vaila: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Jamie: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Nana: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Yuma: My moral code, is that you?

Kaoru:

Kaoru: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

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Jamie: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?

Eiji: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.

Rugar: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.

Eiji: Good thinking.

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Kaoru: Look guys, I need help.

Kurumi: Love help?

Eiji: Financial help?

Jamie: Emotional help?

Akaya: Help moving a body?

*Everybody looks at Akaya*

Akaya: What?

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Akaya: I am not a lunatic. I have the psychiatric report to prove it. A slender majority of the panel decided in my favour.