Okay first off, we're at 665 reads. Excuse you but I only need one more to become a demonic overlord, and you guys wont let me have that privilege.

Second off, hoW CAN I DISABLE MYSELF FROM PRESSING THIS WRETCHED "TALK TO WORDS" THING IN THE TOP RIGHT CORNER OF MY FREAKING KEYBOARD??? FUCK GOOGLE DX

Okay. Finally to the thing I'm making this for XD

SPOILER ALERTS BEFORE YOU READ THIS. BE WARNED IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE KILLING JOKE OR WATCHED IT'S ANIMATED MOVIE

Fuck The Killing Joke. Not the comic(s, if you're counting the remaster). The animation. Yep. The animated movie they made for it.

The beginning pissed me off so much. It got better towards the ending tbh, but the flashbacks were way off (despite trying to be devoted to the comics as much as possible, and succeeding at moments) and the ending sucked. Also Joker wasn't supposed to STAND DURING BATS'S MONOLOGUE EXCUSE YOU HE WAS SUPPOSEDLY TO K N E E L

Ahem. My sincere apologies.

Anyways, what I'm saying here is that the movie isn't that bad. It was actually pretty good. But Joker's part of the movie seemed rushed. And that was the whole point of the movie being made in the first place. Joker's entire freaking part.

Also the sex scene w/ Barbara and Bats made me exTREMELY uncomfortable and angry and Barbara. LIKE HOW DARE YOU RUIN THIS MOVIE ALREADY THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE BATJOKES-EY NOT...YOU FUCKING BRUCE-EY.

I've already spoiled so much of the movie god I'm sorry for the rebels out there reading this having no idea wtf I'm talkin bout.

But really. They had more "cinematic, ooh look real cool movie" feels in the beginning, where Barbs had more of a story in the first place than the real TKJ. They completely dumped the "slow, story developing ooh co ol' M ov i E" feel towards the end.

I MEAN SERIOUSLY, THEY ENDED THE THING WITH BATSY AND JOKES LAUGHING THEIR ASSES OFF. NORMALLY ID BE HAPPY ABOUT THIS BUT I FEEL LIKE THATS THE MOVIE'S CREATORS LAUGHING THEIR ASSES OFF. LIKE "OH YOU THOUGHT WE'D TEASE BATJOKES LIKE USUAL, HUH?? YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE A REAL COOL ADAPTATION THING OF TKJ RIGHT? WELL HERE YA FUCKN GO, HAVE A RUSHED 3+ MILLION DOLLAR FUNDED PIECE OF SHIT THAT ONLY PLAYED FOR 2 DAYS IN THE THEATERS BECAUSE WE NEED TO CRUSH EVEN MORE DREAMS".

Also they said Joker has sex with hookers in the movie. I'm not even joking. They did. Apparently he does the firST SECOND HE STEPS OUT OF ARKHAM. BEFORE NEWS EVEN LETS OUT HE'S GONE.

Triggered™

It's terrible. They should've thought and worked longer on the movie.

I feel so bad for the voice actors. Conroy and Hamill must. Feel. So. Bad.

Anyways, I don't feel like ending this on a sour note. To lighten my sad, sad mood coming out of this movie, I decided to screenshot a million scenes whilst watching it.

And I only watched it once, and don't intend on watching it again. Even though I loved Hamill's beautiful singing. That bit was fabulous. Especially since I accidentally screenshotted this from it:

I feel like there needs to be a caption here.

When Harley's burritos don't agree with your evil plans

When Bats leaves you hot and bothered

When stubbing your toe once isn't enough, and you turn to lift your toe in pain but stub it on something behind you

Feel free to add your own here. I just have a lot of spare time XD.

I'd show you more of the ridiculous amounts of screenshots I have but Wattpad is being mean.

(I was about to call it Batpad omfg I need to calm)

AHEM.

Now all we have to do is wait for Suicide Squad. And apparently people are seeing it early so I'm angRY because I nEEd to sEe mY BbY On tHe biG SCREen agAIn

A H E M

I'm done now. Enjoy your lives XD

(If the pics aren't working I'm S O sorry)