Poor Marry ;~~~;

So

Um

I got tagged .-.

and i remembered that i didnt do it

SO.

UHM.

I GOT TAGGED BY CittyKatYuki AND ArkmMetaPie21

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HOLY SHIT DUDE .-.

L-Lets begin?

RULES

#1 Write five things about yourself (Uh..almost check???)

#2 Not allowed to do it in the comments (Okkkaaayyyy!)

#3 Rules have to be stated (Check!)

#4 No tag backs

#5 You must tag 15 people (*Starts crying* B-But.....*sniffle* I don't *sniffle* have that many friends......*starts hyperventilating and starts shaking* THE INTERNET GODS ARE GOING TO KILL ME THE INTERNET GODS ARE GOING TO KILL ME THE INTERNET GODS ARE GOING TO KILL ME THE INTERNET GODS ARE-*keeps going on* )

#6 You must complete the tag within a week. (With a ten month extension????? Ehhhhhhh? *starts bribing with cookies*

Number One!

I have a serious problem with ships...

I ship...

A LOT.

Just take a look for yourself...

And I'm still not done......

Number Two!

I'M VERY SHY

If you ever...EVER...see me in public....please...d-don't run up to me really fast...just don't ;-; I might die.

Number Three!

I easily embarrass myself.....a lot.
And I get embarrassed....a lot.

I remember in school, this always happened.

Once in REACH, it was maybe our first or second day with the new teacher and she made us do this thing where we had so sing accapella and um...
DO YOU SEE MY PROBLEM HERE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
（ ｉ _ ｉ ）

Another thing that was really embarrassing is that once I was at recess and two girls .......who I thought I was friends with BUT SURPRISE
MOTHERFUCKAAAAAA

....they had god damn accomplices

*ahem*

~Fast Forward because I hid like a coward but THEY CAUGHT MEH~

They dragged me over to the tetherball pole, took my jacket off anD TIED ME TO THE POLE

I COULDNT BELIEVE THAT THESE PEOPLE WERE COMING AFTER ME LIKE I WAS THE LAST POTATO ON EARTH.

then the teachers started calling everyone

Everyone else fucking left me and these two girls

They QUIIUCCKKLLYY untied me (I'm surprised as they tied that shit tight)

Now here comes when I get even more embarrassed....

When we made it up and into the building, I wasn't going to tell at first, but it slipped out faster than freaking Sonic.
"(Those two assholes whom I have erased their names from my brain) t-tied me to a pole!"

Everyone stared at me ;-;

(If you want to know, they gave shit punishment. And, I wasn't going to say anything different even when they did ask me if I thought it was fair, I was so shy and scared I just went along with it....BUT! When I told my mum, SHE WASNT HAVING THAT SHIT XDDDD She eventually went to the principal, and they got another and more severe punishment)

Number Four!

I have VERY vivid dreams

And sometimes that shit scares me.

But hey. Runs in the family.

O_O'

I have seen dead people in my dreams very vividly. For example, about a month after my aunt died she had visitation with me in a dream.
We talked....and talked...and talked...

Another example is that most of my dreams are vivid...they're also gruesome and scary as shit.

A scary one I had when I was like 8 is that my biological father had killed the outside dogs, broken into the house, strangled both cats, shot my parents in their sleep, killed the other dog and then killed me last.

Yes. Yes, I do remember this after 7 years.

Enough mental scarring?

Oh! I should probably mention that they've gotten more vivid over the years! The first dream I had that  was vivid is when I was roughly three.

Number Five!

I always find weird ass articles.  

Just take a look at this one O_O
(Just gonna copy and paste it...)

And warning. It's really fucking gross.

It involves.....uhm....how to put it nicely.

Blood.

From.

Uhm...Y'know.

SO UHM YEAH IF YOU DONT WANT TO READ IT SCROLL REALLY FAST

STARTING NOW

Woman Arrested In Walmart For Trying On Tampons In the Feminine Care Aisle

A 44-year-old Arkansas woman is now behind bars after Walmart employees found her trying on tampons and sanitary pads in the feminine care aisle. Cheryl Woolery, a Springdale, Arkansas resident, was led out of the store in handcuffs after her resisting arrest turned into a bloody mess. Eyewitnesses say Woolery entered the Walmart store on Monday and approached the customer service desk for a return. Woolery complained that the Tampax 'Lites' were causing her to "leak" and the cardboard applicator was just too "rough" for her "woowoo" and she wanted to exchange them for something else.

"I was stocking the deodorants which is right next to the isle where the feminine hygiene products are kept," said Rena Rice, an employee at Walmart. "When I walked past the aisle this crazy out of her mind lady was in, I couldn't believe what I saw. I mean really, there were five used bloody tampons on the ground that she had already tried on! I caught her trying to stick a sanitary pad on her underwear. That's when I radioed for security."

When security confronted the woman, she turned around to leave. "When I asked her what she was doing, she turned around to take off," head security officer Randy McWilliams said. "That's when I grabbed her arm and pulled her towards me but I slipped on one of the bloody tampons and we both hit the ground. That was probably the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me."

Police arrived on scene within minutes and took Woolery into custody. According to authorities, Woolery explained she was not going to spend another dime on a product that won't work for her. She said she should be able to "try on tampons just like you try on clothes in the dressing room, to make sure they fit."

Walmart released a statement saying "It is against our policy to allow customers to try on tampons in the aisles, bathrooms, or dressing rooms. Anyone attempting to will be arrested and never allowed back into our stores." Woolery was booked on charges of shoplifting, indecent exposure, and resisting arrest. She is being held on a $500 bond.

O_O'''''

Um. Okay. You can stop scrolling now.

I'm going to put the picture here because it's freaking hilarious XD

HER FACE. XDDDD
15/10 best mugshot ever

OKKAAYYY.

*being dragged off by the Internet God Cult*
Who to tagggg......

TheRealDarkieTheCat

BreeBreeXoxo

Wrath_Of_Redd

Byyyyyyeeeeeeeeeee

Hey! Why'd y'a do that?!
You just scrolled yourself into Tamaki's Emo Corner!!

Baka.