You will never guess what the fuck I saw in the road today....

Fucking hot dog buns.

I am fucking serious.

Unfortunately, I couldn't get a picture of it because of a freaking sticker on the car window.....ugh

Okay.... uhh....

SOMEONE WANTS ME DEAD

S O M E O N E W A N T S M E D E A D

How do I know this?

I cut myself on a FUCKING SHOEBOX

A SHOEBOX

at the god damn Shoe Carnival

I was being stupid and running in Walmart
and I fell.....hurt my hands and leg.

And........
The most recent of all....

I broke another swing ._.

I LANDED ON MY SIDE, cut my finger, made the one that I cut on the shoebox bleed, and gave myself a huge fucking headache......AND NOW....PAIN IN MY LEGS

I SWEAR TO GOD....

I AM A MESS....

Oh....and can we talk about this for a second?

We were leaving Golden Corral, and I was helping my parents by putting my mum's walker thingie (because she can't stand for long periods of time right now.)
And this fucking lady with a bag of cotton canDY WALKED UP TO ME GOING....

"DID YOU DROP THIS?"
"HEY! DID YOU DROP THIS?"

Me: Uhhhhhh...........

Mum: No...

THREE SECONDS LATER

Mum: *mutter* Why the hell would you ask my daughter that....you (I don't remember what she called her XD)

Well uhh.........

That......That was today......

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