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Cmonkey: Damn it, Mando! Do you have any idea what this is going to cost us!? The CO is gonna have our ass for this!

Mando: *INCOMPREHENSIBLE DRUNKEN SLURRING*

HELIX: Spartan alcohol levels at-

Cmonkey: Yeah, I get it.

Civilian: OH GOD, PLEASE GET HER AWAY FROM ME!!!

Cmonkey: *SIGH* Alright, let's see what happened in the strip clu- OH JESUS CHRIST!!!

Mando: *INCOMPREHENSIBLE DRUNKEN SLURRING*

Civilian: It's better than what she did at the pool...

Cmonkey: What does that mean?

*Civilian shows Cmonkey image of [REDACTED]*

Cmonkey: Mando... why?

HELIX: I would suggest covering for her, unless you wish to become fireteam leader.

Cmonkey: How the hell am I gonna cover for this?! This is gonna cost us thousands in damages alone! And I feel like we're ignoring the fact that Mando might get executed for committing multiple war crimes.

Mando: *INCOMPREHENSIBLE DRUNKEN SLURRING*

HELIX: I would suggest giving medical attention.

Cmonkey: She got herself into this, she deals with the consequences. Not my fault she got piss drunk.

HELIX: Analysis incorrect. Spartan Mando going into cardiac arrest in 3, 2, 1.

*SPARTAN MANDO COLLAPSES*

Cmonkey: *SIGH* Alright...

*SPARTAN CMONKEY ADMINISTERS [REDACTED] SYRINGE TO SPARTAN MANDO*

HELIX: Warning! Incorrect substance administered!

Cmonkey: Ah shit...

*SPARTAN CMONKEY TAKES SPARTAN MANDO TO PELICAN AND REMOVES [REDACTED] ARMOR AND SKINSUIT AND ADMINISTERS [REDACTED]*

Cmonkey: HELIX? Do me a favor... never tell the higher-ups about this... I'll cover for her this once... but she owes me.

HELIX: Acknowledged.