"WHAT?!"

"Yea." Said EdgyBlood, flipping her edgy hair edgily. "She went missing tho. Like my parents. Except they weren't missing and actually just died in a tragic car accident."

"Wait a sec." FishJuice gasped. "If the Holy Nut was your great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great greatgreat great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandmother... does that mean I'M related to her too?!"

"Well yeah, thats kinda how genetics work." Her mother shrugged her dark edgy wings. "Idk what happened to her tho. Probably died in a car accident like my parents."

"Wow, your family needs some serious therapy." Soldier said. "Too bad those don't exist in the dragon world. That I know of, anyway."

FishJuice began sobbing. This was too much. "I'm related to the Nut family which means I'm also related to Butternut! Which technically makes Water my future cousin-in-law!"

"Hhahehahhahh l0ser!!2!]!!/$" Butternut had woken up from unconsciousness, and was spouting ASDFKL nonsense. "Wauternut is mah oTp & its canon boiiiii!"

Everyone looked over at Soldier, who shrugged. "I'm not even gonna bother translating anymore."

"So, what now?" Asked FishJuice, who stopped crying at the sound of her senpai's voice. "I gotta find my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great greatgreat great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandmother!"

"I'm gonna take my leave." EdgyBlood said. "I've done enough for you. It's time to go back to being the neglectful mother you know and hate. Kind of like how my parents died in a—"

"Omigod shtup gurlll83737." Butternut said sassily. EdgyBlood rolled her eyes in an edgy way and used her animus powers to teleport away to who knows where.

"What are we gonna do about the princess?" Asked FishJuice.

"Butternut." Soldier looked at the SeaWing very seriously. "Will you accompany us on our journey to find the Holy Nut, your great ancestor, to aid your extremely distant cousin or sister that you tried to murder ten minutes ago, in order to fulfill the prophecy of the Holy Nut, and being peace in the Kingdom of the Sea?"

"Lmao sure thing bruh." The most normal, coherent sentence Butternut had ever said in her life. This means she was serious.

"Then lets go!" FishJuice took off into the sky, with her two best friends.