3rd person pov

Ken; What the fuck does that mean?

Y/n; I'm saying it;s sad that a anti social  Weeb  with Social awkwardness and anxiety; is a better grown up than  you. 

Taro: You still think after all these damn years you better than us?

As the two began to  try and chew him out Y/h's mind began to drift off leaving one thought behind.

Y/n's mind:

https://youtu.be/kbccBbJqV0k

Ken: HEY YOU FUCKING LOSER ARE YOU LISTENING!?

Y/n: O-Oh your still here and carrying on? Fuck me get a life already you losers. Your rich aren't you  so quit being a bunch of incels and leave me alone. 

Y/n  shrugged them off before returning back to his  house and sighed.

Y/n: Yo i'm home.

Y/n saw Mashiro walk over then smiled at him while he yawned.

Mashiro: Welcome back darling! How was the shopping?

Y/n:  Painful I had a run in with 2 dicks from high school who can't grow up.  Anyways here is the clothes for ya.

  Y/n flopped back on the couch \when Mashiro sat next to him with anger in her eyes.

Mashiro: DID THEY HURT YOU Y/N?!

Y/n: Meh not as bad as I hurt their virgin egos. 

Mashiro: I'll make them pay for hurting you!

Y/n: Hey it's cool no use teaching idiots who won't learn Mashiro. Besides they've been that way since high school. Their is a time for being a damn kid and being a adult;they just didn't get the memo.

Mashiro: Oh speaking of which Y/n how was your high school years like?

Y/n: They were something If your really curious I guess I don't fully mind it.

(Flashback)

Y/n pov

 I wondered through the halls the school I attend when I bumped into the only cool teacher I knew.

Y/n: Oh uh sorry Mr. Gin.

(A/n: Yes Gintoki the king of parodies was your teacher)

Gin: Ah your cool kid I should've focused less on my manga. So then do you remember the things I gave you for the test 7th period?

Y/n: Yep and I even brought you the old Shounen manga you like.

Gin: Ah thanks kid I tell ya they don't make Shounen characters like they used to. I swear the lot of em are just prepubescent children. Now then I've got an anatomy class to teach and I already know how to word it.  

Y/n: Oh Yeah I'll bite how?

Gin: I'll simply tell them Sex isn't as good as porn make it out to be.

Y/n:Aye fair enough.

Walking around I saw Ken and Taro glaring at the  girls causing me to sigh.

Y/n:What the hell are you guys doing?

Taro: None of your fucking business.

Ken: Yeah get the hell away from us freak.

Y/n: Wow that hurt so much from inbreed assholes. Honestly if you were anymore inbreed you'd be a sandwich. 

Taro: Your just a loser like us Y/n don't get fucking cocky.

Y/n: I'm the one who doesn't care about your problems. I maybe a  loser but atleast girls look at me.

Ken; FUCK YOU Y/N!

Y/n:*sighs* Your guys will never change. 

???: Well look at this we've got a bunch of nerds together huh?

Y/n: Oh boy stereotype jackasses

Hello Justin and Blaine how are you two fuck boys?

Blaine: Do you think your hot shit fucker?

Y/n: Nah but I do have  a normal sounding name than fucking that.

Justin: Like who the fuck do you think your talking to?

Y/n: Oh Justine you E-Boy loser I have a fun fact for you. There are approximately 1,010,300  or more words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

Justine;.....What?

Y/n: Exactly my point your a real moron and the way I see it only girls with the IQ of a monkey's nutsack will ever date you.

Blaine: YOU WANT TO FUCKING GO ASSHOLE?!

Y/n: No have you forgotten i'm 1 boy vs two? Did you forget to learn to count or do you forget what being a man is? Real men fight by themselves not hide behind titles like being a  gang member or some stupid shit like that.  Acting like you do is a pathetic joke to true men out there. Hell your wanna be ghetto hard ass attitude makes even me ashamed to have a dick.

Everyone looked at me in disbelief I wiped off my glasses before putting them back on. Flicking Blaine in the nose I smirked before walking off.

Y/n:  I'm  hot shit because unlike you I know my biceps don't make me a  badass;all I need is a brain it be better than you. 

While walking off  I headed to gym class where I sat in the shade watching Tomska's Crash Zoom series. I vibed to the whole thing with my friend Seth walkers when the gym teacher wondered over.

Mr. Brad: What the fuck are you pansies doing out here? Get to running your laps now!

Seth: Fuck off dude your just a substitute!

Mr.Brad: YOU'LL RESPECT MY FUCKING TEACHES  YOU LITTLE FUCKWITS!

Y/n: I'll respect you getting the hell out of our faces ya tub of lard.

Seth: Yeah man Janitor Hayter is more scary than you.

Y/n: Oh yeah speaking of which where is he today?

3rd person pov

(With Hayter)

Hayter: Hello there I'd like one ticket to the reruns of the Steven universe  and South park movies please.

(With Y/n)

Y/n: Man Mister Hayter is such a badass right?

Seth: Yeah bro I know right?

Timeskip brought to you by these

(flashback over)

Y/n pov

I stared at Mashiro who began to stroke my head causing me to raise my eyebrow.

Y/n: What are you doing Mashiro?

Mashiro: Trying to soothe you dear Y/n. You've been through alot and I didn't even know it.

Y/n; Like I said it's cool I don't give a crap about it all. I'd say my life is alright how it is that I don't have to deal with cheaters or jackass bosses.

Mashiro:*smiles*  Aw Y/n your so amazing you know that darling. Oh that reminds me I made you some food!

Y/n But why?

Mashiro: It was to thank you for all the kindness you gave me!

Y/n: Hey now it's not kindness ok it's called being sympathetic. That's all i'm not some kind and selfless soul alright?

Mashiro: Ok darling just come on and eat.

As she pulled me off towards a table I saw she cooked me some of my favorite food.

Y/n; How did you cook some F/F? (a/n: Insert favorite food here)

Mashiro: I took the time to learn how while you were gone! I wanted you to come home to some good food.

Y/n:(mind) She really did this all for me? I can't believe that honestly there has to be some ulterior motive.

As I slowly at the food I realized it was normal then  began to tear into it.

Y/n:(mind) HOLY SHIT THIS IS HONESTLY REALLY GOOD!

After I finished  I noticed Mashiro walk out in one of the outfits I  bought her.

Mashiro: Well...how do I look Y/n?

Y/n: Kinda cute if i'm being honest....I guess.

Mashiro hugged me causing my brain to scream while I stared blankly.

Mashiro: Aw thank you Y/n I love it!

Y/n:(mind) AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING TO ME?! WHY AM I BEING HUGGED!?!?1*to Mashiro* It's cool I guess look I have 2 more stops  have to make so i'll be right back soon. Don't mess with anything while i'm  gone cool?

Mashiro:*grins* Ok my darling Y/n  I won't!

While I went out I got myself some weed from a nearby store since it was legal here. If I had anything to bless this town for aside from my parents it was that. When I went into alcohol store I cruised the the alleys.

Y/n:Alright now some beer for my dad and me- Huh?

I was cut off when I saw Blaine alongside Taro and Ken causing me to sigh.

Y/n: (mind) You've got to be fucking with me.

Blaine: Long time no see asshole!

As Blaine punched me in the nose I fell to the ground before spitting out a tooth.

Blaine: Miss me bitch!

Y/n;(mind) oh fuck this shit i'm done  dealing with B.S.

Standing up I grabbed a bottle of the strongest Vodka they had then chugged it. After I did I smirked at them causing Taro to speak.

Taro:What's so funny freak?

Y/n: Oh you dicks didn't know I learned a friendly little skill  my good old Irish friend Seth. It's called drunk Fu fucknuts. 

After saying that I finally took fair of those assholes.

https://youtu.be/1buC21vrBfM

(Like this put yourself as Stinkmeaner and minus you win)

Y/n:Good riddance dicks.

After spitting on them I returned home then saw Mashiro was asleep on the couch. Sighing I picked her up then brought her to my room.

Y/n:(mind) What the hell has my life become?

To be continued.