Ordinary, was that day
Perhaps in March, perhaps in May

So I met up with my friends
In a place where logic bends

It was rather hard to get to
But our demise was not due

Drowning in the Info Sea
And then munching on cookies

Finally we got to the land
Of popsicles and soda cans

Our mouths feasted and so did our eyes
'til a sugar-bear was to arise

It roared a shower of sprinkles
And its teeth were deadly Pringles

We ran away, far far away
To a forest of cotton candy

We talked and made battle plans
To defeat this world of flan

In the dark hours of night
We created our own fright

A mighty tank of waffle cone
As scary as student loans

Powered by a thousand Pop-tart cats
On the roof, a sugar cannon sat

Ready to shoot sweetness in an instant
Never misses, no matter how distant

The mighty tank left behind a rainbow trail
And it vanquished any that were on our tail

Hours seemed like days when laborious
But finally, we emerged victorious!

But the ordeal was so curious, so bizarre
It was remembered as a dream, no more