In 1848 the Californian Gold Rush began, bringing in people from all over America... Then came 1849...

April Oawon was the daughter of one of these miner's... her and her best friend Clementine...

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Fast forward a few years, Clementine drowned in the brine of the rapids, her father committed suicide, and now her death lives forever in a song written by her lover...

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When April Oawon heard about this, the only words she could mutter were...

"April Fools!!!"

(Wow, I got you good! The look on your face was priceless! Seriously though, the original "Oh my darlin' Clementine" was a song about a girl named clementine who drowned, father commits suicide, and lover gets over it by writing this song... anyway, have a good April 1st [get it? April Oawon... April 01] and cause mischief to the lands... farewell.)