Kick Forty Nine: Lucy's Adventure
Previously on FPG:

"Everyone was silent, terrified, Lucy was scary."

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Okay so I'm not even going to get in with the weird story of my life, all you guys need to know is my life is crazy and there is literally something always happening. I know, I'm sorry. My family is exteremely off the handles right now, but then again so am I.

Anyways, I have a question. Can any of you see that #136 on this book, and I'm probably dumb AF for asking, but what is that? Help...?

I love you guys and have a fantastic night/day/whenever you're reading this. Just remember, and I know I have already said it but I'm allowed to be crazy AF, it's my story. LMAO I LOVE YOU BITCHES.

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I was goin nuts. I was locked up for who knows how long and someone was tryna to hurt my girl. I wasn't having it, but at the same time what can I do? That's right, nothing. I'm useless. I'm literally bloody, emaciated and just about everything in between. How was I supposed to know this King of Hell was real? Or is he? 

Is this really what I'm thinking right now, while I'm dying sitting in a shackled dungeon. Yes. Am I ashamed? No not really. Why? Because NO ONE KNEW THE KING OF THE FUCKIN UNDERWORLD WOULD COME AND TORMENT A PINK HEADED LOVE MONSTER.

Then again, I can't blame him, I am hot, I do have muscles, and I do have beautiful pink locks.

Okay. I lost it. 

I really lost it.

Lucy... save me.

Lucy's POV

Well, this was great. This lunatic had what was coming for him. I had slapped him so many times his whole face was bruised and red with implants of my hand. Can you blame me? I mean sure, but do you really want to blame innocent old me? No. Why? Because I'm trying to safe the love of my life.

"Now, sir, this is what's gonna happen," I say popping the cherry lollipop out of my moth, "You're going to tell me the exact motherfuckin coordinates of where they're holding my pink haired idiot."

"And if I refuse?" He asks, licking his lips seductively.

"See, I want to be a good person and know that the police should take this under control, but seeing as I'm a blonde headed psychopath in love with pink-haired idiot, I honestly can't see myself feeling guilty for chopping your balls off and hanging them as ornaments on my tree. I mean hell, it is almost Christmas."

Everyone stood behind Lucy, mouths dropped open. Erza was for the first time EVER in her life, shaking in fear because of Lucy. 

"How have we known her for so long and not known she wasn't a frickin psychopath?!" Levy shrieked. 

"Hey!" Mira scowled, "You would do this to if it were Gajeel." 

Erza sighed, calming down. "Mira is right. I'm sure we'd all fall off the face of the earth if we missed someone we loved."

Lucy took a deep breath, "Focus."