Venus: *stubs her toe*

Venus: *softly* Ouch...

*There's a rush of air. Dean, Leonardo, and Destiny appear in a literal flash with weapons drawn. Destiny and Dean flank Venus, posing with wings spread, and Leo takes centre, also posing.*

Dean: Where is he?!

Destiny: noBODY HURTS MY BABY!

Leo: *doing some kind of dorky Captain Ryan pose* Fear not, my daughter, we are here.

Venus: -_-

Venus: I...literally just stubbed my toe on that chair. *points*

Dean: ATTACK THE CHAIR!

Destiny and Leo: aTtAcK tHe ChAiR!!!1!!

*proceeds to beat the shell out of the chair*

Venus: Why are all of you so dramatic? 

*takes juice box from fridge*

*slumps into nearest seat and flips hair as she sighs, taking a long sip*

Raphael, observing the entire ordeal: It runs in that family.